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The
Simple Life
I have a
theory about why are the Republicans have
become so inexplicably extreme. The only
sane reason I can figure is because Charles
and David Koch want to save the world from
irreversible
climate change.
No, hear me out.
It's clear that the petroleum
industry would never relax its grip on
the throats of the GOP so the only thing
that could be done to save the planet was
for oligarchs like the Koch brothers to
get a large contingent of racist, woman-hating,
half-wits elected to Congress who would
inevitably cause the Republican Party
to lose majorities in both the House and
Senate. With the
GOP
out
of the way the Democrats could then pass
legislation ensuring vast technological
leaps to save
the
planet
from runaway greenhouse effect.
Scenes from the primordial soup:
Fred is visited by the paramecium of
death
Death: Okay! Out of the gene pool!
FRed: Dang! So much for my novel.
"
I should NEVER have touched that protozoan
mousse."
