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What George W. Bush said on December 4,
2001:I was sitting outside the classroom
waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane
hit the tower. And I said, that's one terrible
pilot.
What George W. Bush said on January 5,
2002: When we walked into the classroom,
I had seen this plane fly into the first
building.
What he was really saying:
I actually saw the first attack on 9-11
from the comfort of my presidential limousine,
but you're such ignorant sheep I can safely
make a terrible joke about all those people
dying without fear of reprisal. Ba-a-a-a-h!
Do you understand me? Ba-a-a-aa-a-a-ah!