I'm
A Nugget Man
I
created this sophomoric cartoon because
I wanted to draw that lady chicken. That's
all. For some
reason I think chickens in lingerie are
high-larious, so I'm
enjoying
this 'toon even if you aren't.
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This weekend I upgraded
my internet, literally tripling my download
and upload speeds
in the process. But, as karma would have
it, the new service
killed
my
email access so I had to spend most of
Saturday fixing the problem myself as fucking
AT&T
certainly wasn't
going to help. In fact, the main thrust
of their helpline was an attempt to
scare me into enrolling in a $15-a- month
service package that
would protect my Mac from
all those mean, deadly, awful
viruses out there on the inter-tubes.
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaa!
I deferred. Nicely, though.
Everything is now apparently
back to normal but it's a
tenous
peace
as I know my solution probably circumvented
some essential corporate razzle-dazzle
designed to keep my absurdly frequent,
high-speed chicken-porn downloads to a
bare minimum.
Oh, crap! Did I just say that out loud?
=Lefty=
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