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The Flim-Flam Man

Buddy Christ "You may ask me for anything in my name, and I will do it."
- Jesus

"Whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours." - Jesus

"If you have faith... nothing will be impossible for you."
- Jesus

"Ask, and it will be given you."
- Jesus

"For every one who asks, receives." - Jesus

"I will do whatever you ask in my name." - Jesus

"You may ask me for anything in my name, and I will do it." - Jesus

"If two of you agree on earth about anything they ask, it will be done for them by my Father in heaven." - Jesus

"And the prayer offered in faith will make the sick person well." - Jesus

"All things are possible to him who believes" - Jesus

"Your Father who is in Heaven gives good things to those who ask him ." - Jesus

"For with God nothing will be impossible." - Jesus.

Dear God, almighty, all-powerful, all-loving creator of the universe, we pray that you cure all disease, feed all the hungry, and bring peace to all men. We pray in faith, knowing you will bless us.

Anything? Nothing? Hello?

Hmmmm, either Jesus is a big, fat liar or we're not asking the right questions... or God is just imaginary.


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Timmy: ...and please, God, give Mommy cancer, and give Daddy a heart attack, and give Gramma Shirley a broken hip. Amen.

Mom: Timmy, why would you ask God for such awful things?

Timmy: So I can extort everyone for a bundle when I ask God to heal you.

Timmy: I guess there's no money in religion, Binky.

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