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God
Nose
"Good
evening. This is the 6 O'Clock News. I'm your host,
Ted Napalm."
"And
I'm Ellen Wellin-Mellin, filling
in for Gloria Transit, who is sick tonight."
"Our top story this evening: A crazed gunman
kills seventeen and wounds nine in a school shooting
in
Louisville,
Kentucky. It was God's will."
"God's will."
"In China, a massive landslide in
Quang Ho province killed over 100 tofu production
trainees and wounded three water buffalo. It was
God's will."
"God's will."
"In Rhodesia, South Africa, 1000s of sparrows
have been falling from the sky. Possibly random chance
but we're not taking any chances. It's
God's will."
"God's will."
"And now over to our chief meteorologist, Hugh Middity,
with the weather."
"Thanks, Ted. As you can see by the map God has
formed a huge low-pressure front over
the midwestern plains which has so far resulted
in at least 13 tonadoes. They're
moving directly into trailer park country so you folks
out
there better start praying, even though you can't really
thwart God's will."
"God's will."
"And now here's Red Ruffansore with the sports."
"Thanks, Hugh. Today we had a full slate of NFL
games and every one of them ended in a tie. Reports
are that God was busy picking up a friend at the
airport and was unable to favor one team over another.
Perhaps
next week's games will fare better. Ted?"
"Thanks, Red. That's it for all of us here
at the 6 O'Clock News. Thank you for joining us and have a good evening being
capriciously micro-managed by God."
=Lefty=
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His name
is John Green. He compares signing up with Obamacare
to signing up with old-fashioned
insurance to see which is better/faster. (Spoiler
alert: Obamacare wins.) |
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(To spare you right-wingnuttery
all comments are moderated.)
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Google
Chow (Eat hearty, little Google-bots!)
Adam, Eve, eating apples.
Somewhere beneath the tree of knowledge of good and
evil.
Adam: Hmmm. Sex, science, literature, civilization.
Seems like pretty good stuff.
Eve: Yeah, I wonder what the evil part of the equation
is?
GOD: HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME!
Adam/Eve: Religion.
Wait-wait-wait! Nudity is evil now? It wasn't a minute
ago.
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