Picky, picky, picky.

For those wavering on their presidential pick here's a handy, and only slightly hyperbolic, guide to Mitt Romney's view of the world:

• Corporations are people.

• 47 percent of Americans, including veterans, seniors and the disabled, are moochers.

• Middle income of Americans is $200,000 - $250,000.

• The middle class should pay a higher tax rate than the rich.

• The Israeli-Palestinian peace process is hopeless.

• We must scrap Medicare in favor of health care coupons.

• We should send the uninsured to already-crowded emergency rooms.

• Make students borrow whatever money they need for college from their parents.

• Add trillions to the deficit by giving even more tax cuts to the wealthy.

• Commercial aircraft should have roll-down windows.

• We should remain dependent on dirty energy for the foreseeable future.

• Get ready for a holy war with Iran.

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It's possible that not everyone has yet heard the phrase "Born on third. Thinks he hit a triple."

You're welcome.

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Will you be voting absentee this November but don't know what to do about it?

Then check out the Long Distance Voter. Not only can you register to vote, and verify your registration, you can also request an absentee ballot.


=Lefty=

Oh, That Mitt.

In Iowa over 100,000 Democrats have requested early voting ballots.

Republicans, only 18,000.

Dun-dun-dunnnnnn.

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Mitt Romney- "I Used To Think That Becoming Rich And Famous Would Make Me Happy, Boy Was I Right!"

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Not only is Mittens baffled about why planes don't have roll-down windows he also thinks the mystery of cold fusion has been solved.

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The Romney campaign has put out many misleading ads about President Obama but they've claimed to have fixed them. Unfortunately, they can't name any of them.

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The dark secret about Mitt's tax returns is possibly that he was part of the tax amnesty deal. In other words, it's hard to convince people to vote for you when you've agreed to a plea bargain.

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Quote For The Day

"I used to think that Mitt Romney being discredited and ridiculed would make me happy. And I was right. " — a tweet from LOLGOP

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Today's video: Mittens tries to lead a chant today. Bad idea.

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President Obama's Top 50 Accomplishments

Number 7: Turned Around U.S. Auto Industry

In 2009, injected $62 billion in federal money (on top of $13.4 billion in loans from the Bush administration) into ailing GM and Chrysler in return for equity stakes and agreements for massive restructuring. Since bottoming out in 2009, the auto industry has added more than 100,000 jobs. In 2011, the Big Three automakers all gained market share for the first time in two decades. The government expects to lose $16 billion of its investment, less if the price of the GM stock it still owns increases.

And now our Chart of the Day: What does Mitt Romney have in common with The Penguin? A silly venn diagram.



Larger, considerably more legible, version of chart here.

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Republican Job Creation Update

9-24-12: The House took the day off. No jobs were created.

9-25-12: The House played a little game called "Hmm, I wonder what they're doing in the Senate today?" Otherwise, bupkis. No jobs were created.

For the full 2001-2012 list of Republican sloth please visit republicanjobcreation.com.

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