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Doom
II
I dislike
comparing Mitt Romney to Ebenezer Scrooge as The
Christmas Carol was a tale of true redemption.
Whereas Mitt is sailing into his golden years on a
douchebag speed-run. He is, after
all, vying for the presidency for no other reason
than
just to BE
president. He stands for nothing except what the bean-counters
say
will be most advantageous at any particular instant,
and is running as a Republican, even though deep inside
he certainly finds their economic policies absurd,
because the Democrats wouldn't
have
him.
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Personal Triumph
One: I
have finally vanquished the horrible ingrown toenail beast,
even though it had fortified itself with the mutant
juices of a strange and exotic foot fungus. I now have
model-quality pedal extremities again and will show
them off for complete strangers at the drop of a $20
bill.
Personal Triumph Two: I'm on loaf
#5 of the Bread-Machine Summer Extravaganza Experiment
2012. I'm am so enjoying
this.
Personal Triumph Three: Sable, the
cat, successfully survived hip-repair surgery. Now
follows 6-8 weeks of forced
immobility.
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Will
you be voting absentee this November but don't know
what to do about it?
Then check out the Long
Distance Voter. Not only can
you register to vote, and verify your registration,
you can also request an absentee ballot.
=Lefty=
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all comments are moderated.)
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Oh,
That Mitt.
It
was a really dumb move for Mitt Romney to denounce
half the population of America as moochers
but don't get mad at him. He was just channeling
the GOP.
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The most entertaining analysis of the Romney speech
I've found starts
here.
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The stock
market is up 10% since Mitt Romney said
the market would tank on the prospect of an Obama
victory. And, hey, remember when Dick "Happyboy"
Cheney said our country would be attacked if Obama
was elected president? Yesh, that makes Republican
prognosticators zero-for-3,169. Conservatively speaking.
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Jon Stewart says "Oh, yeah?" about Romney's 47%.
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It's time for Mitt Romney to prove he pays taxes.
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7000
millionaires paid no taxes in 2011. And 35,000
households making over $200,000 paid
no taxes, either.
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Quote For The Day
"The entire Republican Party is a tax avoidance scheme and they're mad at
the Americans who don't pay taxes? " - a tweet by LOLGOP
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Today's video: Mitt Romney, Extreme
Makeover Campaign Edition
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President Obama's Top 50 Accomplishments
Number 46: Recognized
the Dangers of Carbon Dioxide:
In
2009, EPA declared carbon dioxide a pollutant,
allowing the agency to regulate its production.
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now our Chart of the Day:
Non
Tax-paying States (Hey, look! Romney's
base are the biggest dead-beats.)
Larger,
considerably more legible, version of chart here.
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Republican Job Creation Update
9-17&18-2012:
The
House took the first two days of this week off, because they CAN. No
jobs were created.
For the full 2001-2012 list of Republican sloth please visit republicanjobcreation.com.
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Fox News Lies.
Dump Fox News
Sean
Hannity thinks Mitt Romney's "47%" comments
are going to prove to be a godsend for his campaign.
Right, Sean. The same way The Flood was a godsend
to mankind.
Click here to help Drop
Fox from your cable system.
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Today's Google
Chow.
Where have I heard this before?
Romney: There are 47 percent who are dependent upon
government, who believe that they are victims, who
believe the government has a responsibility to care
for them, who believe that they are entitled to health
care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it. That that's
an entitlement, and the government should give it to
them.
Oh... yeah.
Scrooge: Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?
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