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Doom II

scrooge mcduckI dislike comparing Mitt Romney to Ebenezer Scrooge as The Christmas Carol was a tale of true redemption. Whereas Mitt is sailing into his golden years on a douchebag speed-run. He is, after all, vying for the presidency for no other reason than just to BE president. He stands for nothing except what the bean-counters say will be most advantageous at any particular instant, and is running as a Republican, even though deep inside he certainly finds their economic policies absurd, because the Democrats wouldn't have him.


Personal Triumph One: I have finally vanquished the horrible ingrown toenail beast, even though it had fortified itself with the mutant juices of a strange and exotic foot fungus. I now have model-quality pedal extremities again and will show them off for complete strangers at the drop of a $20 bill.

Personal Triumph Two: I'm on loaf #5 of the Bread-Machine Summer Extravaganza Experiment 2012. I'm am so enjoying this.

Personal Triumph Three: Sable, the cat, successfully survived hip-repair surgery. Now follows 6-8 weeks of forced immobility.


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Oh, That Mitt.

silly poor people worldIt was a really dumb move for Mitt Romney to denounce half the population of America as moochers but don't get mad at him. He was just channeling the GOP.


The most entertaining analysis of the Romney speech I've found starts here.


The stock market is up 10% since Mitt Romney said the market would tank on the prospect of an Obama victory. And, hey, remember when Dick "Happyboy" Cheney said our country would be attacked if Obama was elected president? Yesh, that makes Republican prognosticators zero-for-3,169. Conservatively speaking.


Jon Stewart says "Oh, yeah?" about Romney's 47%.


It's time for Mitt Romney to prove he pays taxes.


7000 millionaires paid no taxes in 2011. And 35,000 households making over $200,000 paid no taxes, either.


Quote For The Day

"The entire Republican Party is a tax avoidance scheme and they're mad at the Americans who don't pay taxes? " - a tweet by LOLGOP


Today's video: Mitt Romney, Extreme Makeover Campaign Edition


President Obama's Top 50 Accomplishments

Number 46: Recognized the Dangers of Carbon Dioxide:

barack obama's top 50 accomplishmentsIn 2009, EPA declared carbon dioxide a pollutant, allowing the agency to regulate its production.


And now our Chart of the Day: Non Tax-paying States (Hey, look! Romney's base are the biggest dead-beats.)

ono tax-payers

Larger, considerably more legible, version of chart here.


Republican Job Creation Update

republican job creation9-17&18-2012: The House took the first two days of this week off, because they CAN. No jobs were created.

For the full 2001-2012 list of Republican sloth please visit republicanjobcreation.com.


Fox News Lies. Dump Fox News

Fox News Lies! S
ean Hannity thinks Mitt Romney's "47%" comments are going to prove to be a godsend for his campaign. Right, Sean. The same way The Flood was a godsend to mankind.

Click here to help Drop Fox from your cable system.


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Today's Google Chow.

Where have I heard this before?

Romney: There are 47 percent who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it. That that's an entitlement, and the government should give it to them.

Oh... yeah.

Scrooge: Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?

Overturn Citizens United