Eat
and Drink Lead
 Today's
comic is strictly of the "in my dreams" variety
as any good Amurkan who actually gets a gun waved in
their face is much more likely to run out and buy a
bigger
gun to
wave back rather than to encourage legislation
to curb such outrages. Actually, "double-dreamy" as
the U.S. Congress fears the American gun lobby more
than
death
itself.
As a result, America is well on its way to the Assault
Weapon Event Horizon. Not only are we destined to be
legally
required
to walk the streets armed with the minimum of at least
one semi-automatic weapon, but in the near future all
domestic industries
will be
devoted
to weapons
manufacture
and
all stores
will
sell nothing
but guns.
We will drive guns, we will live in guns,
and we will eat the softer variety of guns. We'll have
gun sex and have gun babies. All important decisions
in law, government, or economics will depend on who
shoots first and who's left standing. (This law already
in effect in Somalia, Rwanda, and Florida.)
It will be a bullet-operated
world, not unlike the one we live in today, until the
National Hand-Grenade Association catches a few prominent
politicians in compromising situations, then we'll
see some really explosive Second Amendment action.
=Lefty=
|
Romney
insults the 
Two
days after taking office, nullified Bush-era rulings
that had allowed detainees in U.S. custody to undergo
certain “enhanced” interrogation techniques
considered inhumane under the Geneva Conventions. Also
released the secret Bush legal rulings supporting the
use of these techniques.
8-6-2012: The
Congress is in recess until early September. No jobs are being created.
