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This was posted anonymously at 4chan.org. It is definitely worth a share. =Lefty=


That’s right. Enjoy it. Chow down. Get seconds and eat some more. Savor every bite.

But before you swallow, look at it. Get a real good look at that fried bird on bread. Take a moment to really take it in.

‘Cuz this is it. Your church leaders have failed you. Your politicians ignore you. The media laughs at your demise and mocks you daily.

Because you made fag sex your focus. All that insecurity about the life you chose, the company you keep, the future your ‘children’ will choose. And it comes to this.

A chicken sandwich. This is all the power you have left. A fast food sandwich. And you’re banking all the power you have left on expressing yourself through an ephemeral media event.

In two weeks no one will remember this, how you stood in line for a sandwich in hopes your little obsession might be noticed. And then it’s over.

The future is coming for you, for your family. There is no stopping it. You cannot resist the inevitable, you cannot depend on your church or your politicians to do anything but to keep selling you out.

All you have is this sandwich. Same-sex marriage will be a reality any day now, like gays in the military; the legal wheels are already in motion. Gays in your children’s schools. Gays on television and gays in the church and government. Because nobody with any real power actually cares what fags do. Only you.

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Oh, That Mitt.

big fat liarMitt Romney confirms that he would end subsidies for wind power.

So long, Iowa.


Everything that Mitt Romney did in Israel he could have done in a Las Vegas casino.... all except get his picture taken by the Wailing Wall. Yes, it was all to pander to the Jewish population of the U.S. that aren't going to vote for him anyway. (Mormon's have this icky habit of baptizing deceased Jews.)


A new Pew Research survey reveals that Mitt Romney is this country's most hated politician... running second only to Alaska's very own half-guv, Sarah Palin.


Mittens has a Twitter nemesis... @robdelaney. Sample: “@MittRomney I don’t care about gays marrying but they shouldn’t be allowed on straight planes because then I have to breathe gay air?”


Mitt visited three foreign countries in his recent "charm offensive"; Poland, Israel, and England. All have socialized health care. Mitt even made a note to remind Israeli's that their health system uses only 8% of GDP compared to the American 18%.

Somewhere in there is a clue about health care.


Here's the latest Obama ad defining the Romney "Steal $2000 from the poor and give it to the rich" economic plan.

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President Obama's Top 50 Accomplishments

Number 6: Eliminated Osama bin Laden

barack obamaIn 2011, ordered special forces raid of secret compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, in which the terrorist leader was killed and a trove of al-Qaeda documents was discovered.

For the full list of his 50 finest achievements read the Washington Monthly story.


And now our Chart of the Day: The Romney Tax Plan at a Glance.

romney tax plan chart


Republican Job Creation Update

republican job creation8-3-2012: On Wednesday, the 1st, the House passed a series of ho-hum suspension rules and eventually voted down a revision of the Bush tax cuts that would have only taxed earnings in excess of $250k.

On Thursday, the 2nd, the House passed a resolution that said the government should keep its grubby mitts off the internet.

The House will now be in recess for the next five weeks. Maybe.

And so ends another chapter in the undeniably worst Congress ever. The majority Republican congressmen have sat on their hands for the past 18 months and done almost nothing except name post offices. They have offered no jobs plan and made no attempt to help the unemployed. Please share this information with your friends and encourage them to vote for Democratic  candidates this November.

For the full 2001-2012 list of Republican sloth please visit republicanjobcreation.com.


Fox News Lies. Dump Fox News

Fox News Lies! E
vidence of voter fraud is rarer than hen's teeth being struck by lightning, but not as far as the propagandists at Fox New are concerned.

Click here to help Drop Fox from your cable system.


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Today's Google Chow.

Yacht, corporate jet, tropical island, voting signs, all labeled "themselves".

Rich Republican elephant guy: Yes, tax cuts pay for "themselves". Why? Whadja think we meant?.

Overturn Citizens United