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Draw Like A Pirate Day

pirateI began creating Raging Pencils cartoons back in 2006, committing to a thrice-weekly schedule beginning in January of 2008. That's a lot of comics.

Today, believe it or not, was the first time I ever drew a cartoon featuring a pirate. That's unusual because pirates are a comic staple, not unlike psychiatrists, cats, or deserted islands. Consider this comic cherry busted.

Also odd is that my July 6th "Elephant Joke" cartoon had, apparently, all of Stumbleupon in its thrall today. The comic had normal traffic for its debut but today's audience easily quadrupled it. I'll never understand the 'net, but I love it. (Thanks for your patronage, Stumblers!)

In addition, the "How To Steal Guns" cartoon arrived to gentle applause on this web site two days ago, but after I posted it on dailykos.com it caused quite the commotion. It seems every gun-owning whackadoodle on the site felt the need to defend their favorite people-killing devices against my scurrilous attack. The arguments were so ludicrous at times it made me want to add more panels, one of which would warn anyone building a time machine to not go to Hitler's Germany to steal guns as they were all registered and, thus, taken away.

Finally, for those who follow my raisin-related exploits, I've made an executive decision to forego my side-trips to MallWart for their marginally-cheaper stock. A man's soul isn't worth a modest discount.


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Oh, that Mitt.

big fat liarMitt Romney spoke before the NAACP yesterday but took the precaution of flying in a pack of ringers to sweeten the crowd reaction. He got booed, anyway. I wonder if he paid his shills by the hour or by the clap?

Even more precious, it seems Mittens has been lying for years about when he actually ceased being Bain Capital's CEO. This is important as lying to the SEC is a felony offense. And, last time I checked, felons aren't presidential material.

Mitt Romney. Class act.

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President Obama's Top 50 Accomplishments

Number 45: Expanded Health Coverage for Children

barack obamaSigned the 2009 Children’s Health Insurance Authorization Act, which allows the Children’s Health Insurance Program (CHIP) to cover health care for 4 million more children, paid for by a tax increase on tobacco products.

For the full list of his 50 finest achievements read the Washington Monthly story.


And now our Chart of the Day: Torrents by content type, 2010.

Torrents by contetn type, 2010.

Avast-ly larger version of the chart be here. Arrr.

Republican Job Creation Update

republican job creation7-13-2012: On Wednesday, the 11th, the House voted for repeal of the Affordable Care Act, then stopped to discuss golf. I am not kidding. No jobs were created.

For the full 2001-2012 list of Republican sloth please visit republicanjobcreation.com.


Fox News Lies. Dump Fox News

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