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Electoral Carpet-Bombing

scruffcarpet bombingy god"We don't need someone who can think. We need someone with enough digits to hold a pen." ~ Republican strategist Grover Norquist.

The Republican Party stopped working for the betterment of the average American over thirty years ago, but they officially stopped on January 21, 2010, the day the Supreme Court decided in favor of Citizens United on a 5-4 vote.

As a result, Republican candidates are now backed by so much corporate money that they have no further allegiance to their voters, only to their contributors. GOP candidates know that all they have to do is flood the media with half-truths and outright lies and they can get all the votes they need, and all they need do is outspend their opponents by an 8-1 margin. It worked to perfection in the recent recall election in Wisconsin and it'll work where you live, too.

Yes, enough voters just are that stupid. Ah, the glories of democracy.



Oh, that Mitt.

big fat liarA recent story by the Washington Post reveals that Mitt Romney's Bain Capital invested in companies that outsourced jobs. LOTS of jobs.

To paraphrase Mitt's response:

"It's not 'outsourcing', it's 'offshoring'. See? Totally different thing."

Mitt Romney is a liar. A big fat, liar.

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And now our Chart of the Day: Multi-billionaire Republican Sheldon Adelson is prepared to spend $100 on Mitt Romney's presidential bid.

Sheldo Adelson buys an election

Bigger version of chart here.

Republican Job Creation Update

republican job creation6-22-2012: The clusterfuck that is the Republican-led House of Representatives spent much time dawdling over the transportation bill, the only meaningful jobs bill under consideration. (Don't get your panties twsited about the "jobs" part of this bill. This same bill sails thorugh the House every year... unless Barack Obama is president.) no jobs were created.

For the full 2001-2012 list of Republican sloth please visit republicanjobcreation.com.


Fox News Lies. Dump Fox News

Fox News Lies! Fracking doesn't poison the groundwater. Fox News said so (which means they're lying.)

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Before Citizens United

Thank you for your financial support, everyone. I will go to Washington and do my best to uphold your standards and your trust.
After Citizens United.
Fuck all ya'll.

Overturn Citizens United