John
Boehner, Kill Yourself.
John
Boehner has a lot of goddamned gall as today, in a
closed meeting with House Republicans, he said the
following:
"Let's call bullshit bullshit. This
election is about jobs, jobs, jobs."
Two years ago the Republican Party campaigned on "Jobs.
Jobs. Jobs" And it worked. And once installed as Speaker
of the House John Boehner made the promise that "We're
going to have a relentless focus on creating jobs."
Except it's been two years and Mr. Boehner's congress
has not, through any sort of legislation, created a
single job. Not one.
In fact, a very good case can be made that the GOP
has actively stalled job growth in this country as
a political tool. The Congress is, after all, the primary
body which can enact the sort of legislation which
would result in lower unemployment, but they've sat
on their hands for two years. The famous "Do-Nothing
Congress" doesn't hold a candle to the
amazing sloth
the current Congress has exhibited.
Even so, the private sector is doing very well, unemployment
is hovering just above 8 per cent, even as Republican-led
state legislatures are shedding
public sector jobs as fast as they can to make the
employment
numbers look as grim as possible. Teachers, firefighters,
police, all being released from their jobs in record
numbers
just so the GOP has a stick to bash the president
with.
Mr. Boehner, you are a waste of otherwise good RNA
but there is a way to redeem your useless existence
on this planet.
To paraphrase the sainted Bill Hicks, "Kill yourself."
Seriously.
Seek sweet release by sucking on any one of the
hundreds of complimentary NRA Magnums
you keep in the office junk drawer. Give it up by choking
yourself on your own fake tears. Shuffle off this mortal
coil by disconnecting your lips from the
life support of Richard Koch's sweet, puckered asshole.
Kick your bucket by coating yourself with Pam and
baste yourself insensate in a tanning booth. Anything
that
will bring
dignity
back to the name of "Boner".
=Lefty=
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Mitt Romney Is A Big Fat Liar.
Mitt
Romney lied today when he gathered a gaggle of reporters
together and
asserted the following:
" An
independent inspector general looked at this investment
[Solyndra] and concluded that the [Obama] administration
had steered money to friends and family - to campaign
contributors."
No part of that is true. No inspector general ever
made that conclusion. The only source for that allegation
was
from a
book written
by a known Republican operative named Peter Schweizer.
He was an advisor to Sarah Palin's PAC, a biographer
of the
Bush
family,
and
an editor of Andrew
Breitbart's web site. He is a little fish spouting
big nonsense.
Mitt Romney is a liar. A big fat, liar.
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Note: The "Notes" section
has been replaced by the new "Lies of Mitt Romney"
section. And, yes, there will be a collected edition
in the days
to come.
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And now our Chart of the Day:
Comparison
of Obama and Romney polling in battleground
states.
Much larger version here.
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Republican Job Creation Update
6-1-2012: Another
day, another abortion bill. This time the "Susan
B. Anthony and Frederick Douglass Prenatal Nondiscrimination
Act." Which was designed to stop abortions based
on sex or race. Seriously. It failed. Apart from
that
bit of nonsense the day was one long last-minute
rush to pass bills that pay the bills. No jobs were
created.
For the full 2001-2012 list of Republican sloth
please visit republicanjobcreation.com.
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