Unbelievable.
Several
nights ago, uncomfortably close to midnight, I found
myself leaning against the bed of a pickup truck, embroiled
in a rambling conversation with a couple
of my gentlemen neighbors. As mosquitoes repeatedly
dive-bombed my ankles the topics soared from women
to astronomy
to
sports
and, inevitably, back to women.
Eventually we wandered into the political arena, at
which point one of my neighbors, whom I'll call "Phil",
bemoaned the state of the U.S. deficit and the $5
trillion dollars Mr. Obama has larded it with
since his election. This is, of course,
#3 on the list of Right Wing talking points, right
after
#1:
"He's
a Kenyan" and #2: "Did I mention he's a Kenyan?"
I asked Phil to explain into which magic economic vortex
all this money
had mysteriously vanished and, after a couple of seconds
of befuddlement on Phil's part, I reminded
him
that
$4.3
trillion
of that money was a
direct result
of two
unfunded
wars, Medicare Part D, and the famous Bush
Tax Cuts.
The missing $700 billion was part of president Obama's
Stimulus Package.
"Money
well spent", I reminded Phil.
At this point he got a sour look on his face and headed
for his house in a huff. As he was opening his front
door
he
looked back at me and told me that he thought I was
a good neighbor but that he "Didn't believe a word
that I said". With that, the door closed behind him
before I had a chance to tell him the following.
"Excellent, Phil. Don't believe anyone, about
anything, especially me. But it's easy enough to find
out the
truth these days when someone makes a remarkable allegation.
So go find out if I'm wrong. I'll be waiting."
The funny thing is that earlier in the evening my other
neighbor, "Bob", proffered some news about
dark
matter which was unknown to me but the facts of
which, in casual conversation, seemed questionable.
It was the first thing I researched when I went back
home that evening.
And you know what? He was right. Thanks, Bob.
--------------
If you're curious about why Republicans
LOVE Citizens United, check
this out.
And sorry for the simple textual cartoon. I'm
still busy as a little rabid beaver over here, trying
to make my rabid little living. Real comic art, such
as it is, will resume on Monday... hopefully.
Finally, I just noticed that this cartoon is dated
5-4, just like all of the latest Supreme Court rulings.
Synchronicity strikes again.
=Lefty=
----------------
Notes, Notes, and More Notes.
War On Terror: You know those idiots
in the Bush administration who stumped for the war
in Iraq? Guess whose presidential team they're now
a part
of? Yes, it's the Quisling Administration, Part 2."
Employment: And what does your average
housewife, Ann Romney, wear when she recently appeared
on CBS This Morning? Why, your average $990
t-shirt. Even
the Washington Freaking Post called this wardrobe malfunction
"tone
deaf".
Sleaze: The Right Wing Propaganda
Machine is screaming about the Obama "Forward"
campaign. That's because the GOP's platform is
backward. Back to witch burnings, back to
back-alley abortions, back to the good old days
of masters and slaves. And guess which one YOU
are?
Technology Nerdgasm: Wind
power without the blades! This is bloody brilliant! And
kind of pretty, too.
Heresy: A church in New Zealand
erects a billboard that exclaimed in huge letters
"JESUS
HEALS CANCER". Authorities there
say "OH NO YOU DI'IN'T!"
Humor: "Hookers in Times
Square, God bless 'em, are offering a Mitt Romney
Special. For an extra $20 they'll change positions." –David
Letterman
------------
And now our Chart of the
Day:
Percent Growth in Productivity and Hourly Compensation,
or "The illustrated history of you being screwed
by people like Mitt Romney."
Larger version here.
------------
Republican Job Creation Update
5-4-2012: The
House is in recess until 5-7-2012. No jobs will be
created.
Click here for the 2011-2012 list of "Republican
Job Creation".
------------
Fox News Lies. Dump
Fox News
When
Fox News is unable to propagandize legitimate news
stories they simply make
stuff up, his time about the exciting Bureau
of Labor Statistics. Yeah,
that's "news" all right.
Click here to help Drop
Fox from your cable system. |