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The Little Woman

ann romneyToday the Washington Post web site ran a story about Mitt Romney which claimed that, while still in prep school, he attacked a closeted gay and brutally cut off his hair. He reacted to questions about the story by nervously stating that he didn't remember the event, even though five other people told the exact same story about what occurred that day.

So how does that dog taste, governor?

Mr. Romney never met a lie that wasn't politically expedient. He claimed he saved the U.S. auto industry, even though he was clamoring for it to fail. He claimed his father marched with Martin Luther King, even though he didn't. I could go on and on, but you get the idea.

That a man like Romney would lie is his own business, but what must it be like to be married to a man that will alter the truth at the drop of a $990 t-shirt? How can any woman be proud of a jackass like that? At the very least, she's as guilty as he is in his jackassery. Whether she's a good homemaker is moot but it's clear that she and the guv are made for each other. That is not a compliment.



Notes, Notes, and More Notes.

Sleaze: Mitt Romney's defense spending plan would add $2.1 trillion more dollars to the deficit over the next decade.

Police Report: Minnesota police have been caught handing out drugs to young people.

Politics: Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is reportedly using $100 million in public monies to help fight his recall campaign. Sound like as good a reason as any to recall his cracker ass.

Science Nerdgasm: This is the definitive photograph of the planet Earth. You can thank the Russkies for this one.

Heresy: America... where obesity is genetic and being gay is a choice.

Humor: Fundamentalists are beginning to babble that they're pulling up stakes and moving to Canada if Mr. Obama is re-elected. Isn't that where medicine is socialized and gays can get married? Why, it IS!


And now our Chart of the Day: Mitt Romney explosive Defense spending plan.

mitt romney's defense spending plan

Larger version here.


Republican Job Creation Update

republican job creation5-11-2012: The GOP-led House passed several bills that denied the Obama administration funds to fight for progesssive issues. Read the dismal details here. No jobs were created even though Speaker Boehner again claimed the GOP had a tight focus on jobs... when being specifically asked about why his party is passing so much anti-gay legislation. Fuck this guy.


Fox News Lies. Dump Fox News

Fox News Lies! Something "special" today. Fourteen propaganda techniques Fox News uses to brainwash its viewers.

Click here to help Drop Fox from your cable system.

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Dear Penthouse Forum;
I've never told anyone this but I'm married to a man who is an habitual liar. He will say and do anything for money and power, even if it means destroying the lives of thousands. And I love it! Each time he rapes a union pension plan my loins ache with desire. Each time he takes credit for another man's accomplishments I have to shpritz myself senseless with the Waterpik. And every time he makes another deposit in our Swiss bank account I have to hose out my lingerie with oven cleaner. But the naughtiest part of it all is that when he tells me he loves me, I pretend he really means it.
I'm going to Hell, aren't I?
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