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And Now The News...

pro-choiceThe groups that champion the right of women to control their reproductive rights are called "pro-choice" groups.

Clever, but wimpy. Way too wimpy.

We need to rebrand the organization so that its name makes the kind of statement that will make people sit up and take notice when it makes the news.

For example, imagine how much fun it'll be to hear some Fox News bimbo announce that "Women Tired of Conservative Bullshit" have pledged to fight abortion restrictions in Florida and Utah.

For now, let's just change "abortion" to "standing your ground" just to confuse those who think it's their god-given right to kill whoever they want, whenever they want.

PS, as for abortion itself my opinion is that every woman should be able to terminate her pregnancy as she sees fit. And until every pro-lifer control freak makes every attempt to fertilize the egg EVERY time they have sex they need to very kindly shut the fuck up about what other people do with their bodies.



Note 1: States with "abstinence-only" sex education have higher teen pregnancy rates. Gosh, who'd-a-thunk?

Note 2: The TSA, which is a bloated monster of a program that doesn't really work, gets $4 billion more of our tax-dollars than space exploration. Click here to remind the White House how wrong that is.

Note 3: A four-year-old Mensa genius with an IQ of 159. That's impressive!

Note 4: A measly little $200 drug transaction can cost tax-payers $100,000. Madness.

Note 5: The North Carolina legislature is sponsoring an amendment to their state constitution banning gay marriage. Funny how the ministers think otherwise.

Note 6: And kudos to Joe Muto, the now suddenly infamous Fox mole, for giving us all a quick peek inside the Fox dungeon. It cost him his job but renewed his soul. Great job, Joe, and good luck to you.


And now our Chart of the Day: Services provided by Planned Parenthood (Note: Abortion services amount to only 3%.)

planned parenthood services

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Republican Job Creation Update

republican job creation4-13-2012: The House has scheduled nothing but a series of hearings for the remainder of April. No jobs will be created. Screw you John Boehner and Mitch McConnell.


Fox News Lies. Dump Fox News

Fox News Lies! Mitt Romney lies about women's job losses but Fox News is happy as a clam to spread his insidious gospel. Sheesh.

Click here to help Drop Fox from your cable system.

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Doctor: Actually, we haven't seen a single abortion protestor ever since we began calling the process "standing your ground."