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God Bless America

god bless AmericaWithout too much doubt I am not what you would call a mainstream kinda guy. Rather than rush out to the theatres this weekend and fight the crowd to see the latest bond pic I decided to fluff up the bat-pillows in my sanctum sanctorum and Netflix a copy of "God Bless America", a scrumptiously dark comedy written and directed by comedian Bobcat Goldthwait.

The plot concerns an average, though intelligent man (Joel Murray) who reaches his limit regarding the dumbing-down of America. He's dying of a brain tumor and decides to take the worst offenders of public taste with him before he goes. Along the way he's "adopted", and encouraged, by an enthusiastic teenager played by Tara Lynn Barr. They're both terrific.

It's smart, and funny, and sweet, and really demented. But above all, it's honest, with a truly gutsy ending and a peculiar fetish for Alice Cooper. My only gripe about the film is that it had to spend too much time establishing the worst that America can offer, and there's way too much of that.

If you have Netflix give it a try. If you make it past the first five minutes you'll enjoy it all.


The holy days are upon us so you need to start your online shopping now. I said NOW, pilgrim! And I'm here to help. Since people are really only interested in the price of gifts these days I thought I'd look for items guaranteed to wet the recipients jammies with joy.

sigma lensSigma 200-500mm f/2.8 APO EX DG Ultra-Telephoto Zoom Lens for Nikon DSLR Cameras

Have you ever desired to own a camera lens powerful enough to warrant suspicion from local law enforcement? Are you secure enough in your manhood to publicly utilize an item guaranteed to raise questions about the relative degree of your studliness? If your answer to both of these questions is "Yes! Yes! Oh, god, Yes!" then the Sigma 200-500mm camera lens is for you! Only one left at the bargain price of $25,999, so hurry!


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