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Are Dogs Racist?

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puke dogAs you probably know I dabble mostly in things political at this little cartoon popsicle stand of mine but along the way I've created one or two comics featuring dogs:

Wearing baby clothes
Running for president
Casting sarcastic aspersions
Questioning the Ten Commandments
Pulling a sleigh
Satirizing the Tea Party
Lending atmosphere
Sucking-up the health care bucks
Working for FEMA
Holding down the carpet
Enjoying Chinese food
Playing dead
Packing heat
Going extinct
Encountering zombies
Lapping up blood
Blown to smithereens
Investigating beach life
Consumed by a Flowbee


patrik bamounianSee this guy, hefting his massive balls? That's Patrik Baboumian, winner of Germany's Stongest Man 2011 competition. Not such a big deal except Patrik just so happens to be a vegetarian.

So you could say he's strong to da finich 'cause he ate his spinach, he's Patrik the strongest motherfucking vegetarian man!



Mea culpa: Most of you won't notice but I have altered the text in this cartoon radically from the original version. Although the "dog lingo" in the Mk. One was fun it severely handcuffed the message so I reverted to plain English. Such is life.



Republican Job Creation Update

john boehner"We're going to have a relentless focus on creating jobs." - John Boehner, February 10, 2011.

The following is #65 in a list of Republican job creation activities since they gained control of the House in 2011. None, sad to say, have yet to result in one, single new job.

(65) 8-12-2011: Employees of Boeing had their jobs illegally pulled out from underneath them. Guess which political party is doing their best to see that these employees don't have their day in court. Bingo!


Dump Fox News

Fox News Lies!And what manner of lie is Fox News spewing today? They breathlessly hyped an "exclusive" Democratic memo that, uh, could be easily found on the DNC web site. Silly Foxies.

Click here to help Drop Fox from your cable system.

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Yella dog: Hey! Guess what!? Yesterday my master trained
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Black dog: What about dogs with dark fur? Are you trained to attack them, too?

Yella dog: Of course not!  What kind of ignorant asshole would care what color fur you have?