Jesus
Christ! Come On DOWWWWWN!
 A lot of really greedy people are currently making
wheelbarrows full of money from imbeciles by
informing them
that the Rapture, and all that that implies,
is
going
to occur this Saturday, the 21st of May. For
obvious reasons I shall not name these particular
greedy swine. Just, you know, take my word
for it.
Generally I hate seeing cretins,
especially financially-strapped ones, clipped
of their hard-earned cash
by charlatans with a pocketful of miracles
and a wink in their eye (which is one reason
I think the lottery's intrinsic usefullness
lies just this side of a prolapsed rectum)
but in this
case
I'm
all for
it.
Please, greedy, hypocritical, religious bastards,
bleed these dolts dry.
Convince
them to pawn their meager possessions and donate
all their money to you and your church while
they wait for the hand of Jesus to lift them
into the clouds. Leave them with nothing but
dust and ashes to feed their kids with on the
22nd and maybe, just maybe, the next time you
come around
they'll
hang
you
by your
intestines at the state line.
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Note: If you're considering
a Rapture Party this weekend somewhere in Dallas,
Texas, please please PLEASE let me know
and I'll bring the Deviled Eggs.
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Well, that wraps up "Rapture
Week" at
Raging Pencils. This is the first Saturday
Raging Pencils comic EVER. And you were there.
Or not, depending on your raptured status.
Hope you had a good time. It's a good thing nothing serious
transpired
in
politics
this week. Looking forward to the usual schedule next week.
Have a lovely, Rapture Free Saturday. See ya Monday.
=Lefty=
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 February
10, 2011: "We're going to have a relentless focus on creating jobs." -
John Boehner.
So far the list of GOP accomplishments for 2011 is:
(1) Attempted curtailing of abortion rights.
(2) Attempted defunding of Planned Parenthood.
(3) Attempted defunding of NPR.
(4) Investigating Muslims.
(5) Declaring English as America's Official Language.
(6) Reaffirming "In God We Trust". Yawn.
(7) Challenging AARP's tax-exempt status.
(8) Approved defunct funding for failed
religious schools.
(9) Attempt to destroy Medicaid.
(10) Attempt to destroy Planned Parenthood
(11) Shutting down the government
(12) Attempt to destroy the EPA.
(13) Attempting to eliminate financial
counseling.
(14) Passed a House budget that gives $4 trillion in tax cuts to
the rich.
(15) Spend $500,000 to discriminate against gays.
(16) Continued
toadying for the rich.
(17) Pretending the deficit is to blame for slow
job growth.
(18) De-funded SETI.
(ARGH!!!!!!!)
(19) Tried to kill Chrysler two years ago... which is now going to pay
back all its government loans.
(20) The Judicial
Branch of the GOP, the Supreme Court, votes
5-4 to deny
consumer class-action suits.
(21) Redefining
rape. Yes, redefining rape.
(22) Pushing for spending
caps tied to GDP.
Bad idea.
(23) Claimed credit for dropping oil prices
because they passed
a bill.
(24) Refuse to reduce
oil subsidies.
(25) Stood helplessly and watched as Senator
John Ensign made Bill Clinton look like
a Carmelite nun.
(26) Attempt to retool Rep. Paul Ryan's Medicare-killing
bill.
(27) Prevented the raising of the federal
debt limit. Let the catastrophic job loss
begin.
(28) Watches Rome
burn with their Wall Street
pals.
(29) Filibustered bill to repeal
oil subsidies.
(30) Rejected Goodwin Liu for judge
simply because Mr. Obama nominated him.
Nope. No job creation here. Seriously. Not
a fucking employment sausage. Move along.
Move along.
I'll keep adding to this list until the Republican
House does something to create jobs. I unhappily
predict this is gonna be one lonnnnng list.
After all, you don't get rid of a sitting president
by helping the economy.
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 And
what manner of lie is Fox News spewing today? In desperation,
they're misinforming the public about energy-efficient
light bulbs. Sigh.
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