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Heavenly Daze

the raptureAre you one of those who believe in the Rapture?

Do you honestly and fervently believe that one day the trumpets will sound and you will rise into Heaven to meet Christ and bask forever in Paradise?

Then give me all your money. Really. You won't need it. Besides, who knows? Your Christian charity may even make me see the error of my evil, atheistic ways (hint-hint) as I join you on your Path to Glory.

Think about it. We could even be on the same Heavenly softball club or visit the same Heavenly titty bars together, quaffing Heavenly ale and stuffing our face with shrimp at the Heavenly all-you-can-eat buffet. We could work on our Heavenly SUV's in the shade of smoke from Heavenly oil refineries, listening to Heavenly football games on our Heavenly stereos. We could cheat on our Heavenly wives and and shoot Heavenly heroin into our Heavenly veins.

So please, don't think of it as a bribe. Just think of it as a way to keep your life savings out of the hands of those who might waste it on themselves. I take Paypal though you can also make the check out to "cash". He's a good friend of mine.

=Lefty=

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john boehnerFebruary 10, 2011: "We're going to have a relentless focus on creating jobs." - John Boehner.

So far the list of Republican accomplishments for 2011 is:

(1) Attempted curtailing of abortion rights.
(2) Attempted defunding of Planned Parenthood.
(3) Attempted defunding of NPR.
(4) Investigating Muslims.
(5) Declaring English as America's Official Language.
(6) Reaffirming "In God We Trust".
(7) Challenging AARP's tax-exempt status.
(8) Approved defunct funding for failed religious schools.
(9) Attempt to destroy Medicaid.
(10) Attempt to destroy Planned Parenthood
(11) Shutting down the government
(12) Attempt to destroy the EPA.
(13) Attempting to eliminate financial counseling.
(14) Passed a House budget that gives $4 trillion in tax cuts to the rich.

Nope. No job creation here. Move along. Move along.

I'll keep adding to this list until the Republican House does something to create jobs. I unhappily predict this is gonna be one lonnnnng list.

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Fox News Lies!And what lies is Fox News spewing lately? They're happily pushing the old lie that tax cuts for the wealthy create jobs.

Click here to help Drop Fox from your cable system.


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