...the
Arabs Were Eating Their Dates.
According
to at least one study on the subject the most
common birthday in America is October 5th.
That's because 266 days previous, the average
gestation time for couchus potatus americanus,
is December 31st. "Happy New Year" indeed. That
isn't always the cork you hear popping.
August and September are big birthday months
in general as couples tend to go inside and
"warm up" when the weather turns frosty. No
surprise there but something we rarely consider.
Speaking of which, my birthday is on November
6th and my older brother's birthday is on the
12th, which means Valentine's Day lovin' is conducive to male progeny,
at
least in my family.
I have a nephew who was born on September 11th. If that was my birthday
I'd insist on twin, towering cakes soaked in rum with little airplanes
crashing into them. At the proper moment we'd set it alight and then
try to blow it out before it crumbled. It'd be just like real thing except
minus the thermite.
According to the aforementioned study
the least common birthdate, excluding February
29th,
is May 22nd. I
know someone born on the 27th. I always suspected
she was
special
and now
I know why.
As kids we all feel sorry for the friend who
was born on Christmas Day, a 1-in-365 chance,
because they get screwed in the "Look what
I got!" derby. Rednecks must consider
a child born on the 25th a blessing as it saves
them a few bucks each year to blow on singing
novelty items and BBQ-flavored SNUS.
Finally, April 1st is special for me as it's
the day I got married, wayyyyy back
when. This
year
Ex-y
and I are
quietly celebrating our 25th Divorce Anniversary...
in seperate states, and seperate states of
mind. All
the worst, honey.
=Lefty=
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February
10, 2011: "We're going to have a relentless focus on creating jobs." -
John Boehner.
So far the list of Republican accomplishments for 2011 is:
(1) Attempted curtailing of abortion rights.
(2) Attempted defunding of Planned Parenthood.
(3) Attempted defunding of NPR.
(4) Investigating Muslims.
(5) Declaring English as America's Official Language.
(6) Reaffirming "In God We Trust".
(7) Challenging AARP's tax-exempt status.
(8) Approved defunct funding for failed
religious schools.
Nope. No job creation here. Move along. Move along.
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And
what lies is Fox News spewing lately? Rand Paul revealed that Fox News
hosts were moaning that they couldn't
bash the president for appearing strong by bombing
Libya. The poor babies.
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