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Fire Sign Theatre

geminiAries: Buy the Applecare. Trust me.

Leo: Your mind will overflow with fertile possibilities. Unfortunately, so will your septic tank.

Sagittarius: Seventeen people across the U.S. will die of gun-shots today. It will not make the news. Just sayin'.

Taurus: That Axe isn't fooling anyone. Go bathe.

Virgo: A handsome stranger will buy you a dish of strawberry Jell-O. Consider matrimony but get a good pre-nup.

Capricorn: Go read "Open Elevator Shafts for Dummies".... now!

Gemini: Twelve cats is eleven too many. Seriously.

Libra: Your parents will admit to conceiving you while watching "Cop Rock". Try to forgive them.

Aquarius: Your house will be infested with bedbugs. One of them will run as a Republican candidate for president. Don't give him money.

Cancer: There will be severe spikes in your electical system. You will also be missing a dog.

Scorpio: Your ex-wife's new husband is a lousy lay. Take comfort in that.

Today you will waste 3 minutes on a crappy horoscope.


Links for the lazy: Cosmological Principle



Republican Job Creation Update

john boehner"We're going to have a relentless focus on creating jobs." - John Boehner, February 10, 2011.

The following is #99 in a list of Republican job creation activities since they gained control of the House in 2011. None, sad to say, have yet to result in one, single new job.

(99) 10-19-2011: The House is on vacation this week so the Tea Party Nation is rising to the challenge of job-creation by, uh, demanding that businesses stop hiring. In their constipated little minds they feel that this will teach President Obama a lesson for being a socialist, or a dictator, or.... something.

NOTE: As a result of an unexpected wave of enthusiasm the Republican Job Creation update now has its own web site. It will remain on the RP but a web site of its own will raise its visibility on the 'net as we progress towards the critical 2012 elections. And I thank you for your support.


Dump Fox News

Fox News Lies!And what manner of lie is Fox News spewing today? Fox & Friends claimed that Mr. Obama was planning to apologize to the Japanese people for Hiroshima. He wasn't . They lied.

Click here to help Drop Fox from your cable system.

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Today's Google Chow.

She-nerd : Does this skirt make my butt conform to the cosmological principle?

He-nerd: Why, yes, your derriere looks great from every angle in the universe.

Caption: Nerd pair-bonding.