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Today's mystery web comic is:

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New Toy!

murder victimI found a new web site that offers yours truly the same sort of vicarious thrill that fmylife.com once did. This new one's called "ifmurdered.com" and, as you might guess, it offers the opportunity to set in print what actions should be taken should you ever be murdered... tongue in cheek of course. Some of the good comments include:

"If murdered, I want a closed-casket funeral. However, towards the end of the service, please have the organist play "Pop Goes The Weasel" over and over, until everyone in attendance is staring at my coffin with mute, horrified anticipation. "

"If murdered, please fill me with popcorn kernels, cremate."

"If murdered, float my body out to sea on a raft with everyone I know on shore with flaming arrows. Whoever hits the raft gets all my stuff. That way, when someone hits me they'll be like "Woo-Hoo!" and then when they see me burn they'll be like, "Aw", but then when they get my stuff, "Woo-Hoo!""

"If murdered, have my body, poorly embalmed and packed with jellyfish, shipped to one of the sub-tropical regions. No reason, I just want to create an intercontinental, bureaucratic clusterfuck."


"If murdered, please lay me on my side in my casket. I was never comfortable falling asleep on my back, and lying like that forever scares me."


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Raging Pencils salutes the Mystery Readers of
Takasaki, Japan
Whoever you are, thanks for reading my happy little 'toon.

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A blast from the bombastic past. The RP from 6-23-08.

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Today's Google Chow.

The check-in counter at Philosophical Airlines.

Ticket lady: "Do you have any baggage?"
Stupid atheist: "Why, no, actually."
Theist: "Dumb old atheists."

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