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Oh, Poop!

"There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person." - Dan Greenberg

Long Story Short: I'm going to talk about cat poop. Deal with it.

I am currently owned by two cats, one which does his business outside and another who is quite content with her clumpable clay in the spare bathroom.

This means that every few days I filter out the unmentionables, entomb it all in a plastic bag and toss it the garbage... at least until recently, that is.

Like a dope I didn't give much thought to my cat's doos once I'd tossed them into the dustbin but I recently read that it's quite acceptable to toss the fecal materials right into the nearby loo and then flush it as normal. The sanitation system is designed for this manner of disposal, though you should try and flush as little of the clay material as possible.

Burying the fecal masses forever in a landfill is probably the very worst thing we could possibly do as, buried in such an anaerobic environment, it would lie undisturbed for a very, very long time indeed. We're still stuck burying the wet materials but, until I can teach my cat to use the toilet like a real person, I'll just have to wait for a more inventive solution.


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Kinda leaves ya speechless, don't it?

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mallard fillmore sucks

(This is Bruce Tinsley's Mallard Fillmore comic from 8-7-08)

The Congress the people don't trust, the Congress the people give a 15% positive opinion of is the one run by the Republicans for the past twelve years. Dumping the blame on Senator Harry Reid's shoulders is sort of like blaming Barbara Bush's obstetrician for not strangling the little quisling bastard before he drew his first breath.

Bruce Tinsley... always good for a laugh... for all the wrong reasons.

Today's Google Chow.
Frank made a note to himself to write the USDA a REALLY stern letter when he got home.
Cow: Mad cow!
Chicken: Salmonella!
Pig: Trichinosis!