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Raging Pencils by Mike "Bad Mojo" Stanfill

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Whiter Shade Of Fail

"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread." - Anatole France

eat meLong Story Short: Cindy McCain is a pill-popping cunt.

Let's play a game.

Let's suppose that Michelle Obama, presidential candidate Barack Obama's wife, ran a charity for the underprivileged. Now suppose she was caught siphoning off drugs meant for the recipients of this charity, powerful painkillers like Percocet and Vicodin, and was using them herself, taking as many as 15 to 20 pills a day.

Do you think the press, especially Fox News, would ever stop mentioning this fact?

Not on your life.

Of course, Michelle Obama never did such a thing... but John McCain's wife, Cindy, did back in 1994 when she was running the American Voluntary Medical Team.

These drugs are legally in the same class as opium and theft of such drugs carries a penalty of up to one year per pill.

But guess what?

Because Cindy McCain is white and, most importantly, fucking rich she got off with the lightest of penalties, a pretrial diversion program. The theft wasn't even entered into her permanent record.

In case you're having trouble finding the right words for the way this case was handled why not start with "elite"?

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