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Raging Pencils by Mike "lambikins" Stanfill

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*In Like A Lamb, Out Like a Lion.

“Dining is and always was a great artistic opportunity."
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Once a year a large group of Republicans, men-only of course, get together in Georgetown and feast in conservative brotherhood. This year the event was held in mid April and included the likes of Dick Cheney, Ted Stevens, Ed Rollins and, most importantly, White House counsel Fred Fielding. Fred is important to this story because sometime during the evening's festivities he began to choke on something.

Fred is a very large human so it took the Heimlichian ministrations of at least two people to -POINK- dislodge the offending bolus. It's not clear if the Mystery Morsel went in or out but everyone denies it consisted of anything that once dangled on the south end of a northbound sheep.

Oh, did I forget to mention that they were gathered specifically to eat lamb testicles? They call it a Lamb Fry. I am not making this up.

So this coming November, I want all of you good Republicans to think about your candidate of choice, staring back at you with a mouth full of sheep balls, before you pull that lever. It's the least you can do for the sheep. And their balls.


PS, I hate to actually have to explain a joke but this tasty item barely made the news and I simply couldn't resist connecting lamb gonads with Republicans maws.

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Man at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter is wearing a sombrero.
"Honest! I was planning on rescinding my anti-immigration votes right up until I choked on that lamb testicle."
Peter: "If I hear this one more time..."