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Raging Pencils by Mike "hook-line-sinker" Stanfill

Fishing for rationales.

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Speaking Of Freaks Of Nature

“Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius, and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction." -Albert Einstein

Rush Limbaugh is not a newsman. He's not a comedian. He's just a pudgy drug addict who found a sweet gig appealing to the baser desires of those always in need of a scapegoat.

He's also a propagandist for the White House.

This was never clearer than recently when he began calling for organized chaos at the Democratic National Convention. If anyone else besides a Republican shill had said the same thing publicly they'd be currently sitting in Gitmo awaiting a Democratic president to end the madness.

Limbaugh also has attempted to throw the Democratic presidential campaign into disarray by calling for his conservative listeners to vote for Hilary Clinton instead of McCain. Statistics have proven this tactic to have had negligible effect but it was the thought that counts.

Yes, Rush is a total wiener.

If you'd like to fight back against this corpulent cretin you can always contact his advertisers. Here are a view numbers to voice your concerns:

AutoZone 901-495-6500
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Tell 'em Mike sent ya.


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