Raging Pencils
The gruntled
web comic, by Mike
Stanfill
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My
Aim Is True
We live in a country where more people believe in angels than evolution, so it's
clear the last thing we need to do is arm this population of nit-wits against
one another.
So here's my solution to the 2nd Amendment... keep it as is. Just redefine what
a 'gun' is.
For instance, using nanotechnology it's now possible to develop a weapon the
size of a nose hair capable of firing a bullet the diameter of a red blood cell.
For all intents and purposes it would be a gun but convenience store owners will
never stop giggling.
The second solution is to require all guns to be fired anally, especially since
most people who want guns are assholes anyway. Although we'd eventually see some
amazing trick shots it'd be easy to escape attack from an armed madman since
he'd be forced to chase you with his pants around his ankles. However, people
having undergone colostomies will have to be watched closely as they can still
shoot from the hip.
My final idea is to require all guns to weigh at least 275 pounds. Not only are
they impossible to lift but you would always be able tell which passenger is
packing heat in his overnight bag. The time saved at check-in alone would be
worth the trouble.
=mike=
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Raging Pencils is a massive conceit courtesy
of:
Mike
Stanfill, Private Hand
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