The
February Follies
February is always a short month but here are some cartoonable
topics that didn't make the list, mostly because some things
don't
lend themselves easily to anything but REALLY dark humor:
Evidence of ancient lake found on Mars.
California drought kills 36 millions trees.
SpaceX blocks Ukraine access to satellites.
Burt Bacharach dies.
Raquel Welch dies.
Magnitude 7.8 earthquake hits Turkey and Syria.
Bed Bath & Beyond closes most stores.
Ohio measles outbreak contained.
Mustang Mach-E has 1.6 kilometers too much wiring.
Ron DeSantis releases book.
Coldest windchill in U.S. ever recorded: -108F
Grammy: best album "Harry's House".
LeBron James becomes all-time NBA leading scorer.
Exxon and Shell report combined record profits of $100 billion
dollars.
Peyton Gendron sentenced to life in prison.
Kevin McCarthy gives J6 security footage to Fox News.
Jimmy Carter enters hospice.
Joe Manchin declares he's not a Democrat.
GOP ousts Ilhan Omar from Foreign Affairs Committee.
Missouri allows recreational cannabis sales.
Mike Pence found to possess classified docs.
DeSantis gets into pissing contest with Disney.
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Keith Olberman has been recently opining that President
Biden ought to sling Trump and his secessionist scum-suckers
into the hoosegow
immediately
using
the Insurrection Act.
You know.... before
Trump (and the Fascist Propaganda Machine) steals the White
House again and uses the Act to kill us all.
BTW, according to the Act Trump and his pals should already
be excluded from future elections as the language
is pretty
specific on who is liable. The Courts have fuck-all to
do with determining
its intent
as
it clearly
states that Congress, and only Congress, can reinstate
a candidacy on a 2/3 vote.
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Biden and Trump are total opposites.
Trump has undeniable charisma (if you're a mentally-addled
hillbilly sister-fucker) but knows nothing about politics.
On the flip side of this coin, Joe knows where all the
political bodies are buried and which incantations are
best recited
for getting
legislation
approved,
but is about as exciting as celery salt.
That being said, I could use another four years of Joe
and 20-40 years of Trump in the state pen.
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Special Announcement: Be here on Monday, peeps, as I'll
have a subjectively indecent proposition for you. Have
a great weekend, ya'll!
=Lefty=
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