March Snarkery

Today's 'toon is Part Three of a possible series of twelve cartoons about 2023's notable events this month. I say "possible", though more "unlikely", because the news is going to start jamming up the closer I get to December so I may opt out after October, if not sooner.

Besides, these particular 'toons require a lot of research and, therefore, time, and time is no one's friend in this fervent shopping season.

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That all being said, here are a few topical candidates from last March that didn't make the final cut:

Yosemite park closed after snowstorms.
Pennsylvania chocolate factory explodes.
A skin lesion was removed from Biden's chest.
Funko Pop! trashes $30 million worth of toys.
Five people shot at (sigh) an LA gun buyback event.
U.S water facilities boost cyber security against hackers.
Cases of congenital syphilis rise sharply.
DOJ says police can sue Trump over J6.
Starbucks illegally fires union organizers.
California cancels $54 million Walgreens contract over abortion med rules.
Minnesota restores voting rights to 55k felons.
Tucker Carlson: I hate Trump passionately. (from 2021 Dominion deposition)
Oklahoma GOP keep law that allows teachers to hit cripples.
International Criminal Court issues warrant for Putin.
Dozens of Mar-a-Lago employees subpoenaed in classified doc probe.
Minnesota institutes free lunches for schoolchildren.
Penguins receive replacement lenses for cataracts.
North Carolina expands Medicaid.
$3 billion cut from food stamp program.

=Lefty=