Strait and Harrowed

Normal humans are composed of about 50% water.

I'm guessing Trump is currently about 25% benzedrine and 25% beta-blockers. The other 50% is pure horse-shit.

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"Look, I may not approve of Donald Trump's bombing of civilian infrastructure, but he is our president and I will defend to the death his right to be removed from office, stripped of his wealth, tried for his crimes and chucked straight the fuck into some Hellish prison." - Jeff Tiedrich

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MAGA: "Trump made an awesome deal in Iran. It's like he walked into a car dealership, offered $35k for a $40k car and settled on $37.5. Art of the deal, baby!"

Actually....

"Trump knows Obama paid $40k for a Range Rover. Trump says he'll pay $35k for one. The dealer says "$40k". Trump then insults the dealer, throws a brick through the window, and offers $37.5. The dealer refuses and asks him to leave. Trump slaps the dealer. The dealer then ups the price to $45k... for a beat up Xterra. Trump pays for it, is then banned from the dealership and has to pay for everything he broke. Trump then puts a bumper sticker on his 'new' car that says 'World's Best Negotiator!'." - Belle of the Ranch

- Lefty