I AM FUCK-ICE-ACUS!

Note to people of the future: This 'toon might be a head-scratcher for you kids living in a 27th century paradise with your mile-high luxury apartments and your sassy robot maids and your mutant talking dogs but, currently, our Crepitator In Chief, Donald Jessica Trump, is siccing his Nazi, uh, fascist, uh, lawyers on anyone who has shared a negative opinion on the inter-tubes about his killer goon squad, otherwise known as ICE (Idiots Chasing Everyone).

Herr Trump is very distraught that American citizens are appearing ungrateful for the broken limbs, contusions, and concussions, all provided gratis by his governmental largesse and the tax dollars he's appropriated for himself. Therefore, his only course of action is to pretend that the First Amendment is about the accumulation of gold-painted goo-gaws and everyone else needs to pound sand about ICE until his Daddy comes down from Heaven and tells him what a good boy he's been.

It's all part of this current administration's policy that anyone with a functioning neo-cortex can go fuck right off and that the only real meaning in life is squeezing the last dollar out of any serf/peon/child-cancer-victim within arm's reach.

Or, as Trump calls it, "The Golden Age".

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Location: White House, Brady Press Briefing Room

"Lefty, Raging Pencils! I have a question for Ms. Bondi! Ms. Bondi, looking back on Trump’s own words do you consider him to be a star? Has he ever grabbed you by the pussy? Does he ever just start kissing you? Has he ever moved on you like a bitch? Has he ever judged you by the size of your breasts? Has he ever deliberately walked in on you while you were changing? Do you feel he’s not hitting on you because you’re too old or ugly? If not, then why?"

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Sorry for the delay in posting today's (Monday's) 'toon. I got a lot of balls in the air and several of them are covered in panda semen (don't ask). I'll be back with a new 'toon sometime Wednesday, as per usual.

- Lefty