The Making of Trump's Nut

(Oh, Lefty, why don't you draw funny cartoons anymore? Like the one's about endemic racism or child mortality or the destruction of the biosphere by greedy oil executives or the dangers of reality TV-stars-slash-rapists running for president. Huh? Why is that, Lefty?)

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I wonder how Charlie Kirk feels right now, sitting in that boiling cauldron of oil with Jeffrey Epstein, looking up at the grainy, buzzing, Soviet era B&W TV nailed to the wall, watching his wife Erika onstage at his "memorial", yucking it up and even (ugh) hugging the man who, more than anyone, contributed to his permanent residence in Hell.

You know, just.... wondering.

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Charlie Kirk quoted the Bible. That does not make him the new Jesus anymore than quoting the Terminator makes me the new Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Fox News, and several other children's news outlets, are sharing the rumor that the bullet that struck Charlie Kirk was miraculously stopped by his body, that he is a "man of steel".

<Sound of Lefty bashing his head against desk-top>

A slug from a 30-06 rifle will drop a 1000-pound elk. No if, ands, or buts. Kirk's carotid artery wouldn't stop one either.

This "news" story is complete bullshit and evidence that the Right is trying to build a new narrative around the shooting because many parts of it do not add up at the moment. Like, where did the bullet go after it struck Kirk? And was it even a 30-06 slug?

The official autopsy has not yet been released which, by itself, arouses suspicion. Stay tuned.

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Dear United Nations;

We know he's a dumbass. He's the king of dumbasses. He's such a dumbass, in fact, that even the dumbasses who voted for him are regretting their dumbass choice.

Bear with us. Hope to see you on the other side in 2028.

Sincerely,

Most Americans

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How do you stop Tylenol from causing autism?

Buy a couple of million dollars in Trump cyber-coin.

Get it?

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Trump is going so hard after Tylenol you'd think the bottles contain the Epstein files.

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If Disney were a restaurant they're now in the position of openly admitting they peed in the soup but are now claiming they have removed all pee from their soup. Will you ever trust their soup again?

FYI, the name of the soup is Schmuck L'Orange.

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Welcome back, Jimmy Kimmel!

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Today's 'toon was in my head all day Monday but I couldn't bring myself to draw it. Finally, I had to. Sorry for the delay, everyone.

- Lefty