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Abortion. Floods. It's All the Same to God.

In 1989 SCOTUS decided it was within the boundaries of the First Amendment to burn the American flag. In 2025 the Ballroom Bastard has decided that burning the flag is now a felony.

I say "Burn a flag for Jesus!" and let 'em figure THAT one out.

BTW, if you burn a flag that has 12 stripes and 49 stars is it legally an American flag?

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J.D. "I Graduated From Yale! No, Really!" Vance went on TV this weekend, specifically to make MAGA feel better since it's become crystal clear that the Yellin' Melon couldn't negotiate his way out of a wet Big Mac box, by asserting that WWII was ended via negotiation.

Negotiation. Sigh.

Do you, Couch-F*cker, mean negotiations like the bullet Hitler agreed to put in his brain? Or the agreement with Mussolini that he'd be hung by his ankles in the street until he died? Or the agreement with Hirohito that two nukes would be just fine and then Japan would surrender? Those negotiations?

Sundowny McWobbles version of "negotiating" the Ukraine/Russia war is no doubt similar to Vance's imaginary versions. Which means all will be made right with MAGA and the world if Zelensky simply agrees to jump into a wood-chipper, after which the Ukrainian people will build statues to Putin and his cankly partner in child-exploitation.

To all of which I respond "Those who do not read their history are doomed to vote Republican."

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Velveeta Voldemort is exhibiting signs of ill health, possibly even congestive heart failure, but power-hungry madmen never come clean about their health. For instance:

The world didn't know Stalin was dying until he was already dead. Brezhnev was practically embalmed while still alive, propped up at ceremonies despite multiple strokes; Franco was kept on life support for weeks in 1975 while Spanish propaganda insisted he was recovering; Mao went blind and mute from ALS while China pretended he was fine; Brezhnev slurred through speeches and could barely walk yet "ruled" the USSR until 1982; Kim Jong-il vanished for months after his 2008 stroke that North Korea never acknowledged; Hitler hid his trembling Parkinson's hand behind his back and under tables; Tito's gangrenous leg was amputated in secret while Yugoslavia claimed he had a "minor circulation problem"; Andropov ran the Soviet Union from a dialysis machine; Chernenko could barely breathe from emphysema yet became Soviet leader anyway.

Stay tuned.

- Lefty

 
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Leftbulous News for August 25, 2025

Orange Julius doesn't understand the First Amendment.

The "Department of Big Boom-Booms" was already taken.

Americans disapprove of Bonespur McWobbles in ever larger numbers.

Mango Man guilty of mortgage fraud fires FED governor on fake mortgage fraud charges.

The Diapered Dipshit has serious health problems.



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Lefty: You believe life begins at conception, right?
MAGA: Yep. That’s what my pastor says.
And you believe that conception means God gives each fertilized egg a soul, right?
That’s right.
So if a woman had an abortion every few months of her reproductive life she could send many more souls to Heaven than normal, right?
Uhhhh…….
So God would actually be pro-abortion. Thanks for clearing that up!

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