Conjecture Meets Reality

Democratic presidential candidate in 2026: "When elected I will turn that damn golden ballroom into a public facility that offers free health care, free child care, and assistance for the homeless in this city. And I'll name it in honor of President Barack Obama."

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Perhaps Conservatives are introducing legislation to limit the access of minors to adult content on the ‘net…. so that they can’t learn that people like Epstein and Maxwell and Trump are out there.

"Think of the children" is the Republican battle cry, which they conveniently forget when it's time to give tax breaks for the rich, but if you go too far down that slippery censorship hill you'll arrive at the bottom with nothing but Chick tracts to read.

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I'm on the cat-calendar now.

So, in future, should anyone inquire as to my age I'm going to respond "Four-and-a-half cats old."

Also, whenever an adult person asks me how old they are my response henceforth shall be "You're 18 and you weigh 115 pounds."

As a result, I expect to be getting more free beers and/or blow-jobs.

Fun Fact: This is the ICE recruitment center as depicted in the last South Park episode.

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- Lefty