Stage Four Health Care

If I was to hazard an accurate guess as to why the Mango Sewer Rat himself went down to Texas it was probably to gloat at all the suckers and losers who drowned.

Barring that, perhaps he's looking for the giant water valve like the one he imagined they had in California, so he alone can control the flow.

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Considering the current regime's reaction to the Hill Country flooding I don't think I'd be accused of over-exaggeration if I imagined that the new FEMA emergency response kit was limited to a Trump Bible and an expired 20% off coupon for Bed, Bath & Beyond.

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In case you're wondering what caused federal help to arrive in Texas so slowly it seems that Kristi Noem decided that anything in her agency that costs more that $100k has to be personally approved by her.

Well, sir, helping flood victims costs a bit more than that but Kristi didn't approve funds for the July 4th flood until the 7th, so where was she those three days?

She was in a photo shoot, posing as a cowgirl for social media likes.

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Trump today: "Are you still talking about Epstein? Are people still talking about this creep?"

Trump before: "I've known Jeff for 15 years. Terrific guy. He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do."

Me: I've searched the second set of sentences three times and I still can't find the word "creep" in it.


- Lefty