Make
It A Double Helix
People
say we're living in historic times. Well, if Trump
gets back in office there will be no history except what
Steve Bannon runs though a Bible-limited AI textbook processing
machine.
Get ready, future students, for true history featuring
Trump being born of a virgin and rising to his full, mature
height
of 6'
3"
and 239
pounds
immediately after he chewed his own umbilicus off, with
a hammer of steel in one hand and a Diet Coke in the other.
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The way I know Jesus didn't exist is that no one on
Earth claims him as an ancestor. Millions of humans
have traces of Attila the Hun's DNA in them but no Jesus
because
he's
every
bit as fictional as Spider-Man.
Though
Spidey's papa will
always
be Steve
Ditko.
-
Lefty
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