Reality
Has A Liberal Bias (YMMV)
This comic is not sexy. I know that. It's not sexy in the
way that a cartoon not featuring Trump being fed head first
into a wood-chipper is not sexy. Maybe next
time. Tonight I just needed the comic equivalent of a good
book in my lap, a glass of pinot noir in my hand and a dog
doing my taxes.
See you Monday.
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Texas AG Ken Paxton's primitive beliefs about human sexuality
has resulted in Pornhub totally locking-out the entire state
of Texas rather than submit to Paxton's pointless demand
to require age verification.
So now Texans, especially Texas children (Who Paxton is using
as pawns in this fascistic First Amendment assault) can no
longer see people fucking online, but there's nothing to
stop them from watching news clips that shows people killing
one another.
To reiterate: Fucking, the finest thing two people can
do to one another, is now a bad thing to watch if you live
in Texas.
Killing, the worst thing two people can do to one another
(or lunatics with guns in schools), continues to be suitable
for Texans of all ages.
(Thank you, George Carlin for that inspirational bit of insight.)
Maybe what Paxton is most concerned about is that someday
a piece of video featuring him and a pair of underage, incontinent
cheerleaders will pop up on an online adult site.
Kudos to you, Pornhub, for jamming both thumbs square into Ken
Paxton's beady little eyes.
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Dems: "You didn't care that Judge Thomas ruled in
Trump's favor on the insurrectionist decision in order
to protect his wife, who was working with the coup."
Reps: "Nope."
Dems: "You aren't bothered that Judge Cannon is threatening
to throw out the classified document case against Trump,
the person who put her on the bench."
Reps: "Nope"
Dems: "So why are you angry at Fani Willis for having
a brief consensual fling outside of her duties regarding
Trump's election interference case?"
Reps: "Because she's not a Republican!"
Dems: "Ah."
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I sincerely hope I'm on the Trump enemies list. I mean,
I've worked so harrrrrrd to (accurately) depict him as
a despotic orange turd all these years.
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Lefty
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