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A Thanksgiving Prayer

Dear Lord, please let Elon Musk become trapped in the bed of one of his Cybertrucks for a prolonged enough period of time so that when they eventually locate his remains he's reduced to a desiccated husk laying on his back like a big old cockroach. And while you're at it, Lord, please have him discovered wearing nothing but Spider-Man underpants.

Also, dear Lord, please arrange it so that Steve Bannon lapses into a persistent vegetative state after a giant "T" from one of Trump's foreclosed buildings breaks off and crashes down onto a nearby hot dog cart whereupon the explosive release of a half-dozen frozen wieners catches him right in the temporal lobe.

Oh, and while I've got your ear, Lord, please let Vladimir Putin, Bibi Netanyahu, the Freedom Caucus and all of the rapture-ready assholes on the executive board of the Heritage Foundation simultaneously undergo spontaneous human combustion within the next half-hour so that I can have something to enjoy when I watch the news after the game.

And, in closing Lord, if you could secrete a tiny smidgen of human feces into random Diet Cokes that Donald Trump drinks, not enough for him to actually notice by taste or smell but enough to ensure a daily core breech of his gut microbiome for the rest of his unnatural life, I would be forever in your debt.

And please take care of America's migrant families, Lord, as you and the ACLU are about all they've got. I realize that actually answering prayers that might help anyone is not really something you do, and that the ACLU will be doing all the heavy lifting in this regard, but it doesn't hurt to ask.

For this I pray, oh Lord. Over and out, twenty-three skidoo and Amen.

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Just for fun, re-read the prayer above in George Carlin's voice.

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Today's Retread-O-Matic comic is from February 20, 2019. I'll be back on Friday. Hope to see you here.
Happy Thanksgiving, fellow Enemies Within.

- Lefty

 
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eddi

Hope this makes some smiles.
Oregon Democrats seal legislative supermajorities with win in tight House race www.opb.org/article/2024/11/27/lesly-munoz-tracy-cramer-woodburn-oregon-house/
Now the Oregon Rebs don't even need to show up. They can focus on the "Greater Idaho" project. It will result in Congress getting one more GOP representative in the House. The one who is Oregon's Reb Rep currently. He's outvoted 3 to 1 by the others.

David

I hope I'll be at home and safe this holiday season. It would be even better if Lefty's prayer came true.

StevieB

HEYYYYY! Leave Spidey out of this! He probably wears Hello Kitty pannies anyway. And the wieners - Let him get hit by the big T! All of them and the rest of Maggat world would be best spontaneously combusted. Much more efficient.

ol'tomcats

Hope you & all of us have as much of a Happy Thanksgiving as is possible under the current Sword-of-Damocles situation.

Benji

From the Benji household to yours - have a great yet simple feast.

It will be the first Thanksgiving for Ginormous Gorky Head - given his appetite for warmth, food and affection I think he will enjoy the day.

For that I am thankful.

eddi

You know if I believed, I'd think God more likely to listen to you than all his so-called followers. He could use a good laugh.

eddi

Like they really care.






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