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The progressive editorial cartoon about Mike Johnson.

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Blown Speaker

Until it was taken down his past Friday, the wife of  Speaker of the House Mike Johnson (who no doubt was fully involved with the enterprise) ran a web site that stated the following:

“We believe and the Bible teaches that any form of sexual immorality, such as adultery, fornication, homosexuality, bisexual conduct, bestiality, incest, pornography or any attempt to change one’s sex, or disagreement with one’s biological sex, is sinful and offensive to God."

You know the one, very critical, sex-related item they left off that list?


By my reckoning, the list of sexual acts on Johnson's now defunct (until the christo-fascists seize power) web site are the fun parts of sex, and the last thing Christians want is for people with an open mind to get their rocks off just for the sheer pleasure of it.

But rape? Ahhhh, God likes rape. It's what good [fill in the blank of your favorite religion] soldiers do to the defenseless womenfolk of the enemy, regardless of age, caught in the crossfire of religious conflict. What better way to control the heathens on the other side of the dotted line than to put good deity-approved babies in the bellies of their women. Especially in countries where abortion is a punishable offense.

And, just for fun, I looked up the laws in Johnson's home state (Louisiana) regarding bestiality and found the punishment for being caught boinking an emu is almost exactly that of boinking your Louisianan sister. Make of that what you will.

I'm not defending bestiality but I've visited the sheep barns at the local state fair a time or two. I get it (If you know what I mean. Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, say no more.)

Still, who reports an illegal sheep-boink? The sheep? And to what purpose? We live in a country where only 6% of human rape leads to an arrest and less than 1% result in a felony conviction. This may sound odd but bestiality laws are not much different from attempts to restrict kids from getting their sex hormone treatments or to stop women from getting abortions. It's puritanical drones putting legal weight behind imagined positions taken by imaginary friends.

Oh, and one other thing left off that list... sucking Trump's cock. But it's not a fun thing. It's business. And Johnson's a good businessman.


Congratulations to the local boys for winnin' the Whirled Ceres. Took ya goddamn long enough.


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Lefty News for November 1st, 2023

Where is Mike Johnson keeping/hiding his money?

Republican Congressman Ken Buck to retire, because the GOP is full of idiots.

Mike Johnson is a cognitive dissonant moron who thinks his Christian ass doesn't stink.

Republican House introduces dead-on-arrival bill that helps Vladimir Putin and the absurdly wealthy.

Sergeant Schulz, I mean, Donald Trump Jr. claims "I know NUZZINK!"

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I'm Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, and the Bible says that incest, adultery and bestiality are all super-bad icky-no-nos!
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The progressive editorial cartoon about Mike Johnson

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