Blown
Speaker
Until it was taken down his past Friday, the wife of Speaker
of the House Mike Johnson (who no doubt was fully involved
with the enterprise) ran
a web site that stated the following:
“We believe and the Bible teaches that any form of
sexual immorality, such as adultery, fornication, homosexuality,
bisexual conduct, bestiality, incest, pornography or any
attempt to change one’s sex, or disagreement with one’s
biological sex, is sinful and offensive to God."
You know the one, very critical, sex-related item they left
off that list?
Rape.
By my reckoning, the list of sexual acts on Johnson's now
defunct (until the christo-fascists seize power) web site
are the fun parts of sex, and the last thing Christians want
is
for people with an open mind to get their rocks off just
for the sheer pleasure of it.
But rape? Ahhhh, God likes rape. It's what good [fill in
the blank of your favorite religion] soldiers do to the
defenseless womenfolk of the enemy, regardless of age,
caught in the crossfire of religious conflict.
What better way to control the heathens on the other side
of the dotted line than to put good deity-approved babies
in the bellies of their
women. Especially in countries where abortion is a punishable offense.
And, just for fun, I looked up the laws in Johnson's home
state (Louisiana) regarding bestiality and found the
punishment
for
being
caught
boinking
an emu is almost exactly that of boinking your Louisianan
sister. Make of that what you will.
I'm not defending bestiality but I've visited the sheep barns at
the local state fair a time or two. I get it (If you know
what I mean. Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, say no more.)
Still, who reports an illegal sheep-boink?
The sheep? And to what purpose? We live in a country where
only 6% of human rape leads to an arrest and less than 1%
result in a felony conviction. This
may sound odd but bestiality laws are not much different
from attempts to restrict kids from
getting their sex hormone treatments or to stop women from
getting abortions. It's
puritanical drones putting legal weight behind imagined positions
taken
by imaginary
friends.
Oh, and one other thing left off that list... sucking Trump's
cock. But it's not a fun thing. It's business. And Johnson's
a good businessman.
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Congratulations to the local boys for winnin' the Whirled
Ceres. Took ya goddamn long enough.
=Lefty=
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