Fish
Out of Holy Water
I don't know why Disney just didn't color that half-naked
teenager, Ariel, and her mer-kin (No, not THAT merkin!)
bright blue
back in 1989 and save us all from a lot of racist
sturm
and drang.
Maybe they saw the error of their ways, which is
why they put in an offer to produce "Avatar" back
in 2006, which also
featured blue, animated, half-naked young women.
Which I guess means at some point, when the Nazis
finally take over this country, there'll be a live
action remake with blond Aryan women clad in stiffly-starched
uniforms and thigh-high leather boots protecting
the unobtainum.
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I can't say if the Little Mermaid was Black or White
or even purple. But I DO know that seashells make
a lousy brassiere.
Unless you're the kind of woman who has a major problem
with prominent headlights then, well, okay.
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Hey, Putin! Do you want Ukraine to join NATO? Well
that's how you get Ukraine to join NATO.
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Of all the countries that have fascist governments, I'm least afraid of Italy.
I mean, what are they gonna do? Invade the Sudetenland? Create ghettos for chefs
that put pineapple on pizza?
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True Fact: In 1939 a 6-year-old Peruvian girl became
the youngest recorded woman to give birth to a child.
Also True Fact: The GOP reaction -"Hold my beer."
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"When you are right you cannot be too radical;
when you are wrong you cannot be too conservative." -
Martin Luther King, Jr.
=Lefty=
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