Chainsaw Trump
America. Where the rich use god, guns, and abortion
to get stupid people to elect them to office whereupon
they write laws that allow them to steal.
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Captain Narcissist-Pants is the Ted Bundy of American
presidents.
He knows just how to evade capture by the
authorities as he metaphorically frottages the
rotting corpses of
his
victims in the deep woods. If he could he'd have a
refrigerator in the Oval Office where he'd keep the
heads of all his "disloyal" cabinet members.
No doubt he'd particularly like to savage the eye-sockets
of Jeff Sessions on
the weekends when he can't golf.
He's gonna fry, though. His New AG, Robert Barr, may
slow the preparation time down for his BBQ but I hope
they record the sounds of his screams. It'd be a reassuring
sound
to which I could happily use to nod off to sleep.
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I hate to even have to say this, but: Don't get your
information about presidential candidates from social
media.
Don't do it.
Just..... don't.
There are plenty of legitimate news organizations out
there (Sigh, yes, even CNN.... though not Fox News)
from which to gather solid information.
So if you simply LIKE stories about pizza-basement
pedophile clubs then go read a National Enquirer and
just keep it to yourself.
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Hey! Republican Senators! If just ONE of you will tell
the public how the Russians have been infiltrating
your party, and name names, you will go down in the
history books as a savior of this country, a true hero.
Instead of, by all appearances, not giving a shit about
this country.
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Here's my question: Why does the Quisling-in-Chief
want to give nuclear technology specifically to the
Saudis? If he wanted the world to reduce the production
of greenhouse gasses he'd give the tech to ALL countries.
For free.
So the answer must be: Nude pictures of Twitters McFingersnatch
with underage girls.
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The headlines read "Government Shutdown! " and "National
Emergency!"
While on page 15b: "Federal
judiciary's continue to be packed with hard-line conservative
judges."
There's your real headline.
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I will not be surprised if we someday learn that Hair
Furor's obvious manipulation by Putin is more due to
his being an enormous, spray-tanned dumbass rather
than it being the result of greed compounded by extortion.
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Trump claimed Hillary Clinton was selling uranium to
the Russians for personal profit, which was a lie.
So does it surprise anyone to learn that Trump was
selling nuclear plant plans to the Saudis? Illegally?
Keep in mind that Trump's first foreign trip after
he was inaugurated was to... Saudi Arabia. Evidently
to sign the contract.
Can we hang him yet? Can we, can we, can we?
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Republicans are like Taco Bell to its voters. The GOP
menu looks so tasty but their voters all end up with
explosive diarrhea. But they have short memories so,
given time, they will always go back for more.
Yes, Republican voters all end up paying in the end.
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And, as always: IMPEACH THE MOTHERFUCKER!"
=Lefty=
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