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Innocent Until Someone Else Is Proven Guilty

The Proper Republican Response To A Crime:

Hush it up, pay it off, blame it on brown people, have your cronies in the courts and in the legislature refuse to indict, blame it on the Democrats, say "think about the children", invoke the name of Hillary Clinton, have Fox News run stories about cute puppies instead, invade a sovereign country, claim that the public's own eyes are lying to them, blame video games, call it 'fake news', refuse to answer the questions, use the word "Freedoms" a lot, pack the courts with cronies who will defy the Constitution to save your entitled ass, finance a film that alters the facts, act innocent when you're caught on tape, claim the crime never happened, claim it's not really a crime any more, claim the Democrats did much worse even though they didn't, stall-stall-stall, fire the prosecutors, overwhelm the legal system AND the media by continually engaging in a broad stripe of other criminal activities.

And finally, "SQUIRREL!"

The Proper Democratic Response To A Crime:


(Consensual oral sex is not a crime, so fuck off!)


I am the Red Hen. I am Maxine Waters. I am Patricia Okoumou. I am Kristin Mink. I am Robert De Niro. I am David Hogg. I am Emma Gonzelez. I am Mike Avenetti. I am Stormy Daniels.

Fuck Trump.


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