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Comic about the White House shaming Christing Ford.




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The Men's Club

I am COMPLETELY incensed that Christine Ford has decided not to prosecute Bret Kavanaugh for sexual assault. It appears to me that she has all the ammunition it requires to bring that smug, entitled animal down.

On the other hand, I'm heartened that Congressional Democrats are continuing to investigate the mystery monies that have paid off Kavanaugh's $200,000 sports ticket-bloated credit card debt.

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"Trump’s refusal to allow Kavanaugh to talk to the FBI meant only one thing: He is guilty of sexual assault and if he talked, he’d lie. And if he lied, he’d be committing a federal crime. And if he committed a federal crime, he could go to jail. Just what you want in a Supreme Court justice."

- Rob Reiner

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The National Council of Churches, a group representing about 45,000,000 Americans protested the nomination of Brett Kavanaugh.

You HAVE to think this is going to effect the mid-terms positively for the Democrats, wouldn't ya?

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Okay, so the final piece in the fascist jigsaw puzzle has been put in place on the Supreme Court, but this country will be just fine... as long as the Republicans go into a coma for the next two years.

Yeah, I know. Not a chance. Sigh.

28 days. Vote. Be there.

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Senator Elizabeth Warren:

"One: This was not a full and fair investigation. It was sharply limited in scope and did not explore the relevant confirming facts.

Two: The available documents do not exonerate Mr. Kavanaugh.

And three: THE AVAILABLE DOCUMENTS CONTRADICT STATEMENTS MR. KAVANAUGH MADE UNDER OATH.
I would like to back up these points with explicit statements from the FBI documents — explicit statements that should be available for the American people to see. But the Republicans have locked the documents behind closed doors.”

Lefty: "Release the documents!"

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For those who appreciate good health care you should know that Brett Kavanauseous is perfectly fine with pre-existing conditions... but only as far as gun ownership is concerned.

Otherwise, his opinion is "Die. And die quickly."

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"John Oliver showed a clip last night of Mitch McConnell saying that denying Merrick Garland a hearing was the proudest moment of his life.

McConnell has three children." - Reddit user 13B1P

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In 1973 then-Vice President Spiro Agnew pleaded guilty to one single instance of tax fraud and then resigned.

Spiro Agnew: Possibly the last decent Republican.. and that's a very low bar to crawl under.

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And speaking of t-Rump's taxes: Every person who is a true "self-made man" should never stop slapping Donald "Daddy's-Little-Man" Trump.

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Regarding t-Rump interminable 'rallies':

How can so many cretins not understand that the man is a cretin?

Yes, I answered my own question.

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BTW, you all watch "Last Week Tonight" don't you? I do.

I also never miss Rachel Maddow and I always listen to Randi Rhodes, the smartest woman on radio, five times a week, 3-5PM CST. Rhodes would have her own TV show but she has this thing about unvarnished truth that scares advertisers.

And four times a week, before I go to bed, there's Seth Myers.

Who needs reality TV when you have real information?

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I am the Red Hen. I am Maxine Waters. I am Patricia Okoumou. I am Kristin Mink. I am Robert De Niro. I am David Hogg. I am Emma Gonzelez. I am Mike Avenetti. I am Stormy Daniels. I am Rachel Maddow. I am Pickaxe Guy. I am LeBron James. I am Robert Mueller. I am Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. I am Peter Strzok. I am Elizabeth Warren. I am Heather Heyer.  I am Beto O'Rourke. I am Andrew Gillum. I am Senator Sheldon Whitehouse. I am Botham Jean. I am Plaid Shirt Guy. I am Ronan Farrow. I am Christine Blasey Ford. I am Julie Swetnick. I am Deborah Ramirez. I am Colin Kaepernik. I am Taylor Swift.

Fuck Trump.

=Lefty=

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ANDREA

StevieB: I wish that Justices Sotomeyer and Ginsburg - and any other who feel this way - would REFUSE to sit in chambers or have their 'beginning of the session' photograph taken with Kavanaugh. THAT would certainly send a message.

David

McConnell is truly ashamed of his own kids that's true. Somehow, someway they turned out far better than he most certainly has and they are honest people unlike him. He did have daughters and doesn't care about them or their rights and if they make the same claims as Dr. Ford they are lying.

cicely

Lefty, if Ford had accused Kavanaugh of attempted murder---rather than attempted rape---her opposition would not be able to access the whole rape-accusation toolkit; "She knew there'd be drinking; what did she expect?", "Why would anyone go to a party with booze if they weren't looking to get laid?", "She must have invited it (by her dress, or having partaken of the booze, or being favored in the genetic lottery wrt appearance, or wearing make-up, endlessly-etc.), and "How can we destroy his life over one instance of questionably-consensual sex".

This is the reality. Anyone who thinks otherwise has never been at the sharp end.

Lefty (mod)

Well, StevieB, it COULD be that McConnell is ashamed of his own children but most people are real proud of them. However, if Mitch's parenting is to be judged by his political skills then his kids are probably living in dumpsters and giving hand-jobs for crack.

StevieB

Lefty, I don't understand the section above that ends in McConnell has three children. Other than he's assaulted some unfortunate woman. Care to elucidate?

My wife wondered if the other Supremes could vote him off the island for being a blatant blot.

Lefty (mod)

Steve, "no contest" is, for all intents and purposes, the same as pleading guilty.

Also, let's say Ms. Ford accused Kavanaugh of murder. Should we simply say "Let's let it go" now that he's Judge? Hell, no! By not taking Kavanaugh to court she's essentially saying her accusations were worthless. And I, for one, still believe her.

Steve

Dr Ford wants her life back. Filling charges would add years to her misery with very little chance of prosecution. I'm appalled he's on the bench, but I think she has given enough and it's time to say thank you, go in peace and God bless.

Also, Agnew pled no contest.

eddi

FYI. I'm an Oregonian. My mail in ballot will arrive around the end of October and be back at the County Election office a couple days later. And nobody here has any excuse.

David

If we can get enough Dems in January we can impeach Mr. Smug, Incompetent, Lying, entitled, arrogant, assaulting, I like beer A**Hole from the Supreme Court.

Same for the Orange man-baby that has obviously committed tax fraud cuz Daddy didn't like taxes that masquerades in the residency at 1600 Pennsylvania AKA White House acting like a president.

From what I hear Bob Mueller may have some evidence GOP Good ol' boy Mitch, the whiny Bitch, may have colluded with the Russians. Taken their money anyway and hopefully he'll go away as well...in chrome bracelets on National TV.

eddi

@David
"If we can get enough Dems in January..." Consider it a flu shot against further Reb assaults on the body politic. It won't cure everything, but it will slow the onslaught and just maybe undo some of the worst symptoms.
IF! Two letter that in that particular order are a nightmare to consider.


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