Pick
and Choose
To those whining about "gutless Democrats":
According to an ABC News analysis of data from the
Congressional Research Service President Ape-ricot
McHairplugs has more unconfirmed Cabinet nominees at
this point in his term than all previous presidents
combined.
Give it up for them bad boys and girls!
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President Punypinkies' Muslim travel ban was just axed
by a real judge. I can see him now back at Trump tower,
raging at his Filipino grape-peelers, muttering to
himself "How could I get terrorists from all seven
countries at once to steal a plane and fly it into
a building that I've had my jew lawyers overinsure?"
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In
order to pass an executive order it first has to be
sent to the Office of Management and Budget, then it's
directed to the Justice Department. After their okay
it's sent back to the prez for signing. Guess which
part of that our Oozing-Pimple of a President chose
to neglect when he recently went after immigrants and
refugees?
The OMB part, you say?
DING-DING-DING-DING-DING!
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The way our Apricot Commander In Chief is popping
out executive orders you'd think it was some kind of
nacho-cheese-flavored snack food from Frito-Lay.
"Betcha
can't sign just ONE!"
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No recording was made of the call between Prez TinyHands
and Vladimir Putin. I'm guessing an hour of old Vlad
going "Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? You is a good boy! Yes, you is! Yes, you is!" would
not have played well in the rust belt.
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You know what I think when I look at the new administration
in Washington?
Leveraged buyout.
Vulture capitalism.
Break it up, sell it off, leave the debts for someone
else to pay.
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Aaaaand, finally:
“Betsy DeVos teaches us that if you're born
rich, never go to public schools, and hate public
schools, someday you can run public schools.” -
comedian Mike Birbiglia.
Phone your senator today. Oppose Betsy DeVos.
=Lefty=
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