All
The Nudes That's Print To Fit
I know, I know. There's
all these fancy doin's occurring in Iowa
and I'm
wasting
my time kvetching about coloring books.
Let me address those two points thusly:
(1) I wasn't worried about Bernie. I knew
he'd do well.
(2) The idea of coloring books for adults,
even
adult-only coloring books, just BUGS
me as it's not art. If it was food it'd
be a TV dinner. Bleah.
If a person has no discernable
art skills there
are
any
number
of more meaningful though no less mindless
divertissement with which to keep oneself
occupied. Pokemon
comes immediately to mind, followed by
football, CIS: Anything, bathing the
cat, and Yugo engine repair.
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There's a certain subReddit
(You all know about Reddit, right?) in
which people, mostly women it seems, post
racy selfies of themselves for
all the world to see and presumably, blow
up to wall size. Mostly it's just body
shots
but sometimes
a face peeks through and that bugs me,
too. I'm no prude, I like naked ladies,
but from
a
practical
standpoint
it's rather inconvenient, to put it mildly,
to have a naked picture of one's self floating
around
the
cyber-ether when one is, say, looking for
a job. Especially one that involves children,
like being a teacher or a member of the
Republican party.
But after some thought I've decided it's
not a bad idea after all. In fact, I think
everyone should get naked, face and all,
right on the 'net. Because
once we're all naked no one has power over
us. Jennifer Lawrence could proceed to
send all the naked selfies she wants without
hackers probing her telecommunication goods
for racy tidbits.
So in this regard, let me be the first
web cartoonist to
post a candidly explicit image of his unfettered corporeal splendor. Let's
see Randall Munroe top that.
=Lefty=
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