It's
A Wonderful Movie
There
was something vital I wanted to address
during the holidays but they
came and went pretty fast so here it is:
What's the deal with Mr. Gower and Mr.
Potter in the movie "It's A Wonderful Life"?
They're both ancient, decrepit wrecks in
the first
scenes of the film, approximately 1919,
but look exactly the same
in the late 40s. It's
one of my favorite movies but that facet
of lazy
scriptwriting has always bothered me.
I pondered this recently and my fantasy
rewrite would have addressed the problem
with the addition of these two
major plot points: After
Gower's
son
died
he
was left in charge of Violet, his granddaughter.
But Potter also
had a grandson, a handsome, though devious
lad, who loved Violet.
Think about it. When Potter died or retired
his grandson could have been
placed in charge of the bank. He now would
had honest motivation
to
resent
George,
whom Violet always preferred. The grandson,
in revenge, would have put
the screws to Gower's business to simultaneously
torment him and force Violet to show him
affection, or else. In this
he no doubt fails.
Potter was a bitter old man, for certain,
but a grandson
twisted by petty jealously, not business,
would have been far worse.
As for Mr. Gower, he would have been a
doting grandfather, spoiling
Violet and
answering the
question of how she dressed so well and
had so much time for frivolity. After
Gower dies, of simple old age, Violet have
found herself unable to run the business
and, in shame, decides
to leave
town and start over.
In the alternate reality Violet, unaided
by her grandfather, imprisoned
(and inevitably dying in prison) for accidentally
poisoning a patient, never escaped poverty
and became
a loose
woman.
It would
have
been her that
was
tossed
out of Nick's for being an undesirable,
not old man Gower.
So what was already a pretty dang good
film could have had a spiffy new subplot
of steaming passion and revenge. Just the
thing we need at Xmas time.
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The following are real
shootings that occurred in December of
2015 in these
here United States,
summarized in the first-person voice.
A
man tried to rob my store, but I have
a concealed carry license, so I pulled
out my gun. I unintentionally shot
a bystander,
and one of my bullets hit a nearby house.
The robber got away unharmed. (IL, 12/05)
I
heard a noise so I grabbed my shotgun
to investigate, but unintentionally discharged
it into my five-month-old baby’s
crib. (GA, 12/06)
I wanted my 14-year-old niece to give me
her Jordans so I could sell them. She said
no, so
I shot her dead. (WA, 12/07)
My neighbor was watching a movie and the
sound was bothering me so I knocked on
his door and shot
him when he answered.
(MO, 12/12)
My
fiancé was holding my dog so
I could euthanize it with my gun. The bullet
went through the dog and into his wrist.
(FL, 12/15)
I was teaching my wife how to defend herself
with a gun when I unintentionally shot
her in the shoulder. (OK, 12/16)
A coworker made a joke about me so I
shot him in the butt. (PA, 12/17)
Dad and I were fighting and his gun fell
on the floor. It went off when I picked
it up and shot
mom dead. (MI, 12/17)
I was watching the Eagles game with my
buddies and we got into an argument about
football, so
I shot three of them. (PA,
12/20)
I was using video chat to demonstrate the
proper way to clean a gun when I
unintentionally shot myself on camera. (FL, 12/22)
I met a woman who didn’t believe
in God, so
I shot her dead and made a shrine
out of her body. (AZ, 12/24)
My boyfriend didn’t want to spend
Christmas with my mom, so
I shot him. (SC,
12/25)
I got a new gun for Christmas and I was
playing with it and unintentionally shot
my two-year-old niece in the face. (OR,
12/25)
Another customer at McDonald’s yelled
at me that my order was ready, so
I shot him. (FL, 12/26)
I got into an argument at a family gathering,
so I started blasting away in a blind rage.
I
shot two little kids playing with Christmas
presents. (MI, 12/27)
My brother accused me of disrespecting
our mom, so I threatened to shoot him.
He handed me my gun and dared
me to shoot him, so I did. Twice. (FL, 12/27)
I grabbed my gun to go see what my dogs
were barking at. I unintentionally shot
myself in the leg, then lied to police
and said a home invader shot me. (NY, 12/28)
I heard somebody approaching my bed in
the middle of the night, so I grabbed
my gun and fired. It was my daughter. She’s
dead now. (FL, 12/29)
A car pulled into the parking lot of my
apartment complex while the driver consulted
the GPS. The headlights were right in my
face, so
I shot nine times at the car,
hitting the six-year-old in the back seat.
(TX, 12/29)
My son’s girlfriend was using my
washing machine, and we had a fight about
it, so I shot her and another guy who was
visiting and then my unarmed son wrestled
my gun away and shot
me with it. (CA, 12/31)
A guy fell asleep at my New Year’s
Eve party. I thought it would be funny
to scare him and wake him up with my gun
pointed at his face. But I unintentionally
shot
him in the head. (AZ, 12/31)
=Lefty=
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