Google
Chow (Eat hearty, little Google-bots!)
Ting-a-ling-a-ling.
Good afternoon, sir. Can I help you?
Yes, I'm looking for a formless void.
Well, you're in luck as we have nothing
for you.
Wonderful! Does it have dark matter?
It might. No one's really sure.
Sounds good but, uhhh, any chance we
can keep this a secret from the IRS?
As we like to say, sir, "No location,
no location, no location."