Just
You and Me and Your Hymen Against the World
 Purity
Balls.
Good Christian fathers lead their daughters through
an elaborate ritual in which God himself endows
the proud papas with supreme authority over their
daughter's virginity. There are fancy dresses and
waltzes
and jewelry and arches of swords and symbolic white
roses laid at the foot of a cross and symbolic
keys to symbolic hearts and bribery and brainwashing
and, well, what girl could say
no?
Okay, fair enough. I suppose if you fill your daughter's
head with religious nonsense, keep her ignorant
about
the
fundamentals of her biological sexuality, and deny
her access to birth control then you'll definitely
need to invoke the name of your local deity
in order to wield an iron fist over her birth
canal in order to keep her from coming home from
the Bieber concert
with
more than just a slight hearing loss. It just stands
to reason.
However, there's one little thing this stupid/creepy
ceremony
leaves out of
the equation?
Mom.
Yeah, see, that's because a good Christian woman
is evidently too, well, let's not say "stupid"
to do anything but cook and clean and bear live
young but they certainly must
keep their opinions to themselves and dutifully
heed their husbands words because, as we all know,
men are always right. God says so. And, most of
all,
mothers mustn't tell their daughters about sex,
especially the part about how much fun it is, because
they
might somehow get the right idea. Better to simply
let Dad stigmatize the whole process and stand
guard
every time a boy shows a passing interest. Yeah,
that won't cause any deep-rooted psychological
damage on down the line.
Alternatively, how about educating your daughter
about everything,
leave all her options open, allow her the choice
to make the same reasoned decisions/mistakes we
all make?
If that's too much trouble then just show her the
following video:
=Lefty=
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Over 50% of the House and Senate
are millionaires and too many of them bought their
way into the job.
That's not how government should work so buy this
bumper
sticker and let the guy driving behind you
know you're a 100% patriotic American crank.
=Lefty=
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