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Dead Meat

meat coffinA recent USC study indicates that people between the ages of 50 and 65 who eat a high-protein diet (20% of calories from protein) have a 400% greater chance of dying from cancer or diabetes than those on a low-protein diet (10% of calories from protein).

Yes, high-protein diets are as deleterious to your health as smoking! Plant-based proteins, however, showed no similar ill effect, so eat all the beans and legumes you want, bitches.

But take heart, old fogeys, because it seems that once you reach the golden age of 65 the body's need for protein increases. I don't think this means barbeque is back on the menu three times a day but it's nice to know an occasional juicy burger, while you're watching The Price Is Right, won't kill you.


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