Google
Chow (Eat hearty, little Google-bots!)
Bullet medium with crystal ball.
Medium: You shall meet a young, dark stranger
right between the eyes at a gas station in Florida.
Fred: Oh-boy-oh-boy-oh-boy! Hot-diggity-dog!
Actually, Fred was destined to end up lodged
in a fence post outside Racine, Wisconsin
but, being a dum-dum, he'd believe anything.